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AKA: The Professor, Doctor John Smith.

Advantages: Sleight of hand, clownishness and occasional godlike enigmaticism, McGuffins: Hat and umbrella

Disadvantages: Easily flustered, rarely taken seriously, playful.

• CRUSH THE LESSER RACES! CONQUER THE GALAXY! UNIMAGINABLE POWER! UNLIMITED RICE PUDDING! ETCETERA! ETCETERA!
• I don’t believe you’ve met my young friend Ace, an expert in calorification, incineration, carbonisation, and inflammation.
• My theories appall you, my heresies outrage you, I never answer letters, and you don't like my tie.

• I'm the Doctor and this is my friend Ace…
• Well now, what do we have here?