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23_march_2008

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-03-31T00:55:32+00:00

An Understated Eating Establshment in Ainslie The Invitation of some merit To the Ladies, Katerina and Floria, To the Lord Peter, the Baronet Clive and the Captain Sir Robert, To the Honourable Hyacinth An Invitation There will, of course, be roast animal. What animal it is rather depends on the success of my hunting expedition. Could be penguin. Could be snark. Could be beaver, though its loss would be greatly abhorred. Could be cow (either Patagonian Devil-Cow, or plain old Jersey cow…

2005_news

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2025-11-05T00:35:35+00:00

2005 News August News * A digression added to The Northumberland Volcano --- Peter Curufea 08/08/2005 10:11 July News * Page created for the new story The Northumberland Volcano, and links put on appropriate pages. --- Peter Curufea 21/07/2005 09:27 * Laird Dougall McTavish and The Fair Lady Jones welcomed to The Second Game --- Peter Curufea 15/07/2005 09:53 * A New Game started set in the Bear and Garter tavern in the

2006_news

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-08-28T01:23:03+00:00

2006 News March News * I'm thinking of actually using this wiki for something else - planning an interactive fiction game. I'll set it up on a separate namespace --- Peter Cobcroft 13/03/2006 14:30 Go back to the Start page

2007_news

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-08-28T01:23:42+00:00

2007 News February News * Baron Munchausen may be back in print soon! See (thanks for the heads up, Mr. Wallis!) --- Peter Cobcroft 2007/02/21 14:08 January News * It has two purposes other than Munchausen now - 1) Testing of templates (give them a go - they're at the bottom of the page) and 2) Collaborative writing

a_case_of_mistaken_identity

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-08-28T00:24:33+00:00

Mistaken Identity Not actually bothering to pause in the hoovering up of small snacks, Svathlan speaks. “I have heard, on rumour from a very good authority, that you were temporarily in charge of the project to create, and the progenitor of, the A-12 'Lictor' droid series. And that further, you were almost single-handedly responsible for shutting down the threat of these combat droids to the twelve Ring-worlds of Arctor, and by extension the very Empire itself, when the original twelve excee…

a_quick_lesson_on_why_contract_work_is_the_way_to_go

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-08-28T00:30:37+00:00

A quick lesson on why contract work is the way to go Zara is quiet for a long moment. She waits for her drink to arrive and sips it slowly, choosing her words carefully. “It's been my experience that there are credits to be made in just about anything. The trick is finding the right party.

a_short_digression

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-08-28T02:17:51+00:00

A Short Digression In which the Duke and the Doctor discuss the duelling of Grand Viziers and the uses of fish. The doctor turned toward the Countess for askance. “Milady?” To which the Duke politely coughed in way of interruption.. “Actually, I believe it's Her Excellency (and of course, I am His Grace).

alisa

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T01:41:56+00:00

Alisa Stories * Tale of the lost pig Digressions

appelalations

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-08-28T02:36:06+00:00

The many appellations of the Emperor of China His Excellency Qian Long, beloved of heaven and five times winner of the Kan Xi children's book prize. His most Royal and Imperial Majesty, Son of Heaven, Guardian of the Great Green Steppes, Twelve Time Champion and Once Runner Up in the All-China Full-Contact Ludo Tournament.

arabian_munchausen

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T01:54:37+00:00

Arabian Munchausen Set between the Dark Ages and the Age of Reason in Arabia and nearby countries. Tales are of high adventure with only slight moral problems (usually involving theft) - but the greater good always wins out, and stories should always have happy endings where the wicked are punished and the just are rewarded.

arctic_zephyr

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-08-28T00:59:08+00:00

Arctic Zephyr The scotsman, who was mentioned briefly, but then faded out of everyone's minds again, sits down at the table heavily. Everything about him is heavy, from his beard, to his accent, to the gigantic sword which he has propped beside him. He wears the tartan of clan Bruce.

ariel_jane_rommer_xxxxxxx_classified

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-08-28T00:35:17+00:00

Ariel Jane Rommer, XXXXXXX (Classified) Ariel Rommer was born on the small agricultural planet of Galatea. Despite repeating a year during her early schooling, Ariel was accepted into the Space Corp Officer Training Program at 17 and left Galatea for Phoebe, which remains her home base to this day.

at_the_sign_of_the_bear_and_garter

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T01:47:47+00:00

At the Sign of the Bear and Garter In the seedier parts of the more reputable districts of the great city of -----, there is a sign. The sign shows a dancing bear dressed in the manner of a ballerina, and some account the public house to which it is attached is one of the oldest and finest in

attack_of_the_cyberpet

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-08-28T00:27:59+00:00

Attack of the Cyberpet Zara turns to Brro who seems to have reappeared out of nowhere and says, “Having recently acquired my own cybercompanion, who on a good day is reasonably helpful, I am most interested to hear of the astounding tale of when you found a Nanobot and used it to lead the Space Lizards of Intersolar Space Station Alpha with only the help of your cyberdog.

bangerznmasch

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-08-28T02:25:03+00:00

the Bangerznmasch people “Ah, yes,” Countess Barbara interrupts, “I well remember my own encounter with the infamous Bangerznmasch people, not six months before the present time. As Lady Kathryn explains (and as, indeed, she has reported in her forthcoming seminal volume on the anthropology of the New World, which I have recently had the pleasure of reviewing, discovering only 116 small - albeit extremely important - errors therein)

baron_celsius_don_barrow

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-08-28T01:07:08+00:00

Baron Celsius don Barrow Stories * Cheese Thermometer * Lithuanian Yak Farmers Digressions Related Persona * doctor_s_van_b * Captain Brro of the _Shining Wit_ * Earl S_____ Go back to Historical Characters Back to The Sign of the Bear and Garter

baronet_clive_masterly

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-08-28T00:40:48+00:00

Baronet Clive Masterly Stories * The Sultan's Duel Digressions Related Persona Go back to Historical Characters

beggar_s_guild

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-08-28T01:02:36+00:00

The wrath of the Beggar's Guild Contessa Barbara turns to the Englishwoman at her right. “Miss Thimblebelly,” she enquired, “I see that you have not yet abandoned your disguise. Perhaps you could entertain us with the tale of how it is that you came to incur the wrath of the Beggar's Guild over involving cheese and why it is that you are restrained by a solemn oath from simply dispatching potential attackers from that quarter with the efficiency for which you are known?

bobo_the_brown

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-08-28T00:34:42+00:00

Bobo the Brown Bobo “Fetta” Brannigan, also known as Bobo the Brown, was an admiral in the guerilla army of his home system, Fiftyonebee, and was a key leader in the ultimately unsuccessful rebellion against the evil Empire (Records (TM) - “We have music for every occasion

by_the_gods_munchausen

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T01:49:26+00:00

By the Gods Munchausen The goal of By the Gods Munchausen is to play as various Greek and Roman gods. Sitting on top of Mount Olympus, discussing and ultimatley bragging about what they have done for mankind! Character types The game is played in the first person style. With each person picking a different Roman/Greek god, from this moment they ARE the gods.

captain_brro_of_the_shining_wit

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-08-28T01:06:59+00:00

Captain Brro of the _Shining Wit_ Captain Brro was trained as a fighter pilot by the Terran High Command, and fought against the Secessionist forces in early engagements, before switching sides at the Battle of New Crete. He was decorated by the New Byzantine government, but left their service in favour of a mercantile career. These days he is known as much for his extensive travels as his war record, and has traveled from one end of the galaxy to the other.

captain_sir_robert_gentleman_pirate

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-08-28T00:43:56+00:00

Captain Sir Robert, Gentleman Pirate Stories * The Eiffel Revulsion * The Manly Physique Digressions Related Persona * Laird Dougall McTavish Go back to Historical Characters

chapter_i

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T02:01:19+00:00

TRAVELS OF BARON MUNCHAUSEN CHAPTER I The Baron relates an account of his first travels--The astonishing effects of a storm--Arrives at Ceylon; combats and conquers two extraordinary opponents--Returns to Holland. Some years before my beard announced approaching manhood, or, in other words, when I was neither man nor boy, but between both, I expressed in repeated conversations a strong desire of seeing the world, from which I was discouraged by my parents, though my father had been no inc…

chapter_ii

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T01:58:26+00:00

TRAVELS OF BARON MUNCHAUSEN CHAPTER II In which the Baron proves himself a good shot--He loses his horse, and finds a wolf--Makes him draw his sledge--Promises to entertain his company with a relation of such facts as are well deserving their notice.

chapter_iii

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T01:57:04+00:00

TRAVELS OF BARON MUNCHAUSEN CHAPTER III An encounter between the Baron's nose and a door-post, with its wonderful effects--Fifty brace of ducks and other fowl destroyed by one shot--Flogs a fox out of his skin--Leads an old sow home in a new way, and vanquishes a wild boar.

chapter_iv

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T01:58:17+00:00

TRAVELS OF BARON MUNCHAUSEN CHAPTER IV Reflections on Saint Hubert's stag--Shoots a stag with cherry- stones; the wonderful effects of it--Kills a bear by extraordinary dexterity; his danger pathetically described--Attacked by a wolf, which he turns inside out

chapter_ix

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T01:59:50+00:00

TRAVELS OF BARON MUNCHAUSEN CHAPTER IX Adventures in Turkey, and upon the river Nile--Sees a balloon over Constantinople; shoots at, and brings it down; finds a French experimental philosopher suspended from it--Goes on an embassy to Grand Cairo, and returns upon the Nile, where he is thrown into an unexpected situation, and detained six weeks.

chapter_v

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T02:01:45+00:00

TRAVELS OF BARON MUNCHAUSEN CHAPTER V The effects of great activity and presence of mind--A favourite hound described, which pups while pursuing a hare; the hare also litters while pursued by the hound--Presented with a famous horse by Count Przobossky, with which he performs many extraordinary feats.

chapter_vi

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T01:59:41+00:00

TRAVELS OF BARON MUNCHAUSEN CHAPTER VI The Baron is made a prisoner of war, and sold for a slave--Keeps the Sultan's bees, which are attacked by two bears--Loses one of his bees; a silver hatchet, which he throws at the bears, rebounds and flies up to the moon; brings it back by an ingenious invention; falls to the earth on his return, and helps himself out of a pit

chapter_vii

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T01:56:44+00:00

TRAVELS OF BARON MUNCHAUSEN CHAPTER VII The Baron relates his adventures on a voyage to North America, which are well worth the reader's attention--Pranks of a whale--A sea-gull saves a sailor's life--The Baron's head forced into his stomach--

chapter_viii

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T01:54:45+00:00

TRAVELS OF BARON MUNCHAUSEN CHAPTER VIII Bathes in the Mediterranean--Meets an unexpected companion-- Arrives unintentionally in the regions of heat and darkness, from which he is extricated by dancing a hornpipe--Frightens his deliverers, and returns on shore.

chapter_x

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T02:01:44+00:00

TRAVELS OF BARON MUNCHAUSEN CHAPTER X Pays a visit during the siege of Gibraltar to his old friend General Elliot--Sinks a Spanish man-of-war--Wakes an old woman on the African coast--Destroys all the enemy's cannon; frightens the Count d'Artois, and sends him to Paris

chapter_xi

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T01:57:43+00:00

TRAVELS OF BARON MUNCHAUSEN CHAPTER XI An interesting account of the Baron's ancestors--A quarrel relative to the spot where Noah built his ark--The history of the sling, and its properties--A favourite poet introduced upon no very reputable occasion

chapter_xii

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T01:54:49+00:00

TRAVELS OF BARON MUNCHAUSEN CHAPTER XII The frolic; its consequences--Windsor Castle--St. Paul's--College of Physicians--Undertakers, sextons, &c., almost ruined--Industry of the apothecaries. THE FROLIC. This famous sling makes the possessor equal to any task he is desirous of performing.

chapter_xiii

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T02:01:05+00:00

TRAVELS OF BARON MUNCHAUSEN CHAPTER XIII A TRIP TO THE NORTH The Baron sails with Captain Phipps, attacks two large bears, and has a very narrow escape--Gains the confidence of these animals, and then destroys thousands of them; loads the ship with their hams and skins; makes presents of the former, and obtains a general invitation to all city feasts

chapter_xiv

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T02:00:22+00:00

TRAVELS OF BARON MUNCHAUSEN CHAPTER XIV Our Baron excels Baron Tott beyond all comparison, yet fails in part of his attempt--Gets into disgrace with the Grand Seignior, who orders his head to be cut off--Escapes, and gets on board a vessel, in which he is carried to Venice

chapter_xix

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T01:51:56+00:00

TRAVELS OF BARON MUNCHAUSEN CHAPTER XIX The Baron crosses the Thames without the assistance of a bridge, ship, boat, balloon, or even his own will: rouses himself after a long nap, and destroys a monster who lived upon the destruction of others. My first visit to England was about the beginning of the present king's reign. I had occasion to go down to Wapping, to see some goods shipped, which I was sending to some friends at Hamburgh; after that business was over, I took the Tower Wharf in my…

chapter_xv

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T01:58:39+00:00

TRAVELS OF BARON MUNCHAUSEN CHAPTER XV A further account of the journey from Harwich to Helvoetsluys-- Description of a number of marine objects never mentioned by any traveller before--Rocks seen in this passage equal to the Alps in magnitude; lobsters, crabs, &c., of an extraordinary magnitude

chapter_xvi

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T01:51:19+00:00

TRAVELS OF BARON MUNCHAUSEN CHAPTER XVI This is a very short chapter, but contains a fact for which the Baron's memory ought to be dear to every Englishman, especially those who may hereafter have the misfortune of being made prisoners of war. On my return from Gibraltar I travelled by way of France to England. Being a foreigner, this was not attended with any inconvenience to me. I found, in the harbour of Calais, a ship just arrived with a number of English sailors as prisoners of war. I im…

chapter_xvii

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T01:55:39+00:00

TRAVELS OF BARON MUNCHAUSEN CHAPTER XVII Voyage eastward--The Baron introduces a friend who never deceived him: wins a hundred guineas by pinning his faith upon that friend's nose--Game started at sea--Some other circumstances which will, it is hoped, afford the reader no small degree of amusement.

chapter_xviii

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T02:00:57+00:00

TRAVELS OF BARON MUNCHAUSEN CHAPTER XVIII A SECOND TRIP TO THE MOON A second visit (but an accidental one) to the moon--The ship driven by a whirlwind a thousand leagues above the surface of the water, where a new atmosphere meets them and carries them into a capacious harbour in the moon

chapter_xx

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T02:05:25+00:00

TRAVELS OF BARON MUNCHAUSEN CHAPTER XX The Baron slips through the world: after paying a visit to Mount Etna he finds himself in the South Sea; visits Vulcan in his passage; gets on board a Dutchman; arrives at an island of cheese, surrounded by a sea of milk; describes some very extraordinary objects

chapter_xxi

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T02:02:00+00:00

TRAVELS OF BARON MUNCHAUSEN CHAPTER XXI The Baron insists on the veracity of his former Memoirs--Forms a design of making discoveries in the interior parts of Africa--His discourse with Hilaro Frosticos about it--His conversation with Lady Fragrantia

chapter_xxii

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T01:58:13+00:00

TRAVELS OF BARON MUNCHAUSEN CHAPTER XXII Preparations for the Baron's expedition into Africa--Description of his chariot; the beauties of its interior decorations; the animals that drew it, and the mechanism of the wheels. Everything being concluded, and having received my instructions for the voyage, I was conducted by the illustrious Hilaro Frosticos, the Lady Fragrantia, and a prodigious crowd of nobility, and placed sitting upon the summit of the whale's bones at the palace; and having re…

chapter_xxiii

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T02:00:41+00:00

TRAVELS OF BARON MUNCHAUSEN CHAPTER XXIII The Baron proceeds on his voyage--Convoys a squadron to Gibraltar --Declines the acceptance of the island of Candia--His chariot damaged by Pompey's Pillar and Cleopatra's Needle--The Baron out- does Alexander

chapter_xxiv

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T02:02:27+00:00

TRAVELS OF BARON MUNCHAUSEN CHAPTER XXIV The Baron secures his chariot, &c., at the Cape and takes his passage for England in a homeward-bound Indiaman--Wrecked upon an island of ice, near the coast of Guinea--Escapes from the wreck, and rears a variety of vegetables upon the island

chapter_xxix

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T02:01:57+00:00

TRAVELS OF BARON MUNCHAUSEN CHAPTER XXIX The Baron's retinue is opposed in a heroic style by Don Quixote, who in his turn is attacked by Gog and Magog--Lord Whittington, with the Lord Mayor's show, comes to the assistance of Don Quixote --Gog and Magog assail his Lordship

chapter_xxv

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T02:03:37+00:00

TRAVELS OF BARON MUNCHAUSEN CHAPTER XXV Count Gosamer thrown by Sphinx into the snow on the top of Teneriffe--Gog and Magog conduct Sphinx for the rest of the voyage --The Baron arrives at the Cape, and unites his former chariot, &c., to his new retinue

chapter_xxvi

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T02:03:53+00:00

TRAVELS OF BARON MUNCHAUSEN CHAPTER XXVI A feast on live bulls and kava--The inhabitants admire the European adventurers--The Emperor comes to meet the Baron, and pays him great compliments--The inhabitants of the centre of Africa descended from the people of the moon proved by an inscription in Africa, and by the analogy of their language, which is also the same with that of the ancient Scythians

chapter_xxvii

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T02:00:44+00:00

TRAVELS OF BARON MUNCHAUSEN CHAPTER XXVII A proclamation by the Baron--Excessive curiosity of the people to know what fudge was--The people in a general ferment about it-- They break open all the granaries in the empire--The affections of the people conciliated

chapter_xxviii

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T01:59:09+00:00

TRAVELS OF BARON MUNCHAUSEN CHAPTER XXVIII The Baron sets all the people of the empire to work to build a bridge from their country to Great Britain--His contrivance to render the arch secure--Orders an inscription to be engraved on the bridge--Returns with all his company, chariot, etc., to England

chapter_xxx

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T01:58:41+00:00

TRAVELS OF BARON MUNCHAUSEN CHAPTER XXX The Baron arrives in England--the Colossus of Rhodes comes to congratulate him--Great rejoicings on the Baron's return, and a tremendous concert--The Baron's discourse with Fragrantia, and her opinion of the Tour to the Hebrides.

chapter_xxxi

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T02:03:01+00:00

TRAVELS OF BARON MUNCHAUSEN CHAPTER XXXI A litigated contention between Don Quixote, Gog, Magog, &c.--A grand court assembled upon it--The appearance of the company--The matrons, judges, &c.--The method of writing, and the use of the fashionable amusement quizzes

chapter_xxxii

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T02:04:05+00:00

TRAVELS OF BARON MUNCHAUSEN CHAPTER XXXII The Baron harangues the company, and they continue the pursuit-- The Baron, wandering from his retinue, is taken by the savages, scalped, and tied to a stake to be roasted; but he contrives to extricate himself, and kills the savages

chapter_xxxiii

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T02:03:10+00:00

TRAVELS OF BARON MUNCHAUSEN CHAPTER XXXIII The Baron goes to Petersburgh, and converses with the Empress-- Persuades the Russians and Turks to cease cutting one another's throats, and in concert cut a canal across the Isthmus of Suez-- The Baron discovers the Alexandrine Library, and meets with Hermes Trismegistus

chapter_xxxiv

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T01:58:55+00:00

TRAVELS OF BARON MUNCHAUSEN CHAPTER XXXIV The Baron makes a speech to the National Assembly, and drives out all the members--Routs the fishwomen and the National Guards-- Pursues the whole rout into a Church, where he defeats the National Assembly, &c., with Rousseau, Voltaire, and Beelzebub at their head, and liberates Marie Antoinette and the Royal Family.

character

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T01:49:40+00:00

Munchausen "Characters" Every player needs a persona - the fictional character who was in the stories that they are telling. Feel free to add any characters you like, but make sure you put your name to them. I don’t want players using other player’s characters without their permission. If you create a page for a new character, you may also wish to compile links to the various stories they have made.

cheese_thermometer

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-03-28T05:12:41+00:00

Cheese Thermometer As requested by the Lady Katerina De Barbershoppe on the twenty third night of March in bequest of Baron Von Munchausen to one Baron Celsius Von Barrow. Being transcripts of some merit. I'd heard of you work in temperature in France. So how is it that you utilised the cheeses of France to invent a more modern thermometer than the old mercury thermometer?

cheese_whiz

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-08-28T00:06:46+00:00

Rumours and Spies “I understand, Ms. Jenkins, that you were on Terra during the invasion. I would be much interested to find out why.” “I had heard that you saved all the lawyers on Terra with naught but a particle accelerator and a small can cheese-whiz. I would much like to know the story of how you did this, and more importantly, why?

clan_bruce

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-08-28T00:39:40+00:00

Bruce the Scot Everything about him is heavy, from his beard, to his accent, to the gigantic sword which he has propped beside him. He wears the tartan of clan Bruce. Stories * The Arctic Zephyr Digressions Go back to Historical Characters Back to The Sign of the Bear and Garter

concerning_the_jabberwock

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-08-28T02:21:48+00:00

concerning the Jabberwock “I myself was on a hunting trip in Africa with a young friend of mine. Showing him how it was done and getting him out from under the dotage of his overbearing father. It was nothing but ‘Beware this’ and ‘Beware that’ over the slightest of creatures from that old man. He had obviously never been on an adventure in his entire life. I suspect in fact, that he was a commoner.”

contents_page

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T02:04:14+00:00

Contents Page CHAPTER I The Baron relates an account of his first travels--The astonishing effects of a storm--Arrives at Ceylon; combats and conquers two extraordinary opponents--Returns to Holland. CHAPTER II In which the Baron proves himself a good shot--He loses his horse, and finds a wolf

countess_barbara_of_tango

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-08-28T02:35:47+00:00

Countess Barbara of Tango The Lady Countess Barbara hails from the Spanish province of Tango, famous for the dance of that name, which was invented by an ancestor of the Countess' as a diversion during the rescue of Pope Joan from an army of infidels with whom the ancestor had ingratiated herself by well; that's another story.

current_games

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-03-27T23:39:49+00:00

Current Games * None If you have any suggestions, let me know via email, or put the suggestion on the Frequently Asked Questions page, or start a game of what you like on the approrpiate genre location/setting page. --- Peter Cobcroft 09/06/2005 12:00

dinosaur

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-08-28T01:39:15+00:00

The last known species of dinosaurs Marquis Terry tells the exhilarating tale of the time he went on safari in the North of Africa and what he did there to ensure the survival of the last known species of dinosaurs. Lady Alyssa asks the Marquis for a tale

disclaimer_for_project_gutenberg

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T02:04:52+00:00

Disclaimer Project Gutenberg's The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, by Raspe Copyright laws are changing all over the world, be sure to check the laws for your country before redistributing these files!!! Please take a look at the important information in this header. We encourage you to keep this file on your own disk, keeping an electronic path open for the next readers. Please do not remove this. This should be the first thing seen when anyone opens the book. Do not change or edit it with…

doctor_s_van_b

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-08-28T02:35:50+00:00

Doctor van B. Doctor Van B. was, until recently, a Professor of Natural History at the University of Amsterdam. However, with the recent return of one troublesome English explorer, whose accounts of his voyages to the antipodes conflict wildly with the rather more entertaining accounts for which Dr. Van B. is well known, and upon which his scholarly reputation was largely based. Thinking it prudent to announce his retirement, Dr. van B. left Amsterdam (with a fairly large amount of university s…

doctor_stuart_van_barrow

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2007-01-11T05:29:08+00:00

Doctor S_____ van B_____ Doctor Van B_ was, until recently, a Professor of Natural History at the University of Amsterdam. However, with the recent return of one troublesome English explorer, whose accounts of his voyages to the antipodes conflict wildly with the rather more entertaining accounts for which Dr. Van B

doctor_who_characters

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-10-15T01:28:33+00:00

Doctor Who Characters Regenerations of a Doctor that players may use in their games. It is recommended that players each use a different version of the Doctor. * The First Doctor * Companions- * Susan Foreman , Barbara Wright, Ian Chesterton, Vicki, Steven Taylor, Katarina, Sara Kingdom, Dodo Chaplet, Polly, Ben Jackson * The Second Doctor * Companions- * Polly, Ben Jackson, Jamie McCrimmon, Victoria Waterfield,

doctor_who

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-07-10T23:52:58+00:00

Doctor Who Baron Munchausen Variant Based on The Extraordinary Adventures of Baron Munchausen by James Wallis, Hogshead Publishing Adapted by Peter Cobcroft For the tabletop game, try :- To have a look at the Terry Gilliam movie, try :- Go back to the start page. Glossary A Game - a page, linked from the

duke_peter_of_gloucester

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-08-28T02:22:18+00:00

Duke Peter of Gloucester A short discourse on him. Duke Peter, born on the 30th of June in the year of our Lord 17--, inherited his Dukedom only recently through the untimely death of his father, Duke of Gloucester. It was an ill-judged wager involving flint schnapps and the unfortunate coincidence of his father's medicinal iron trousers that led to the undignified explosion. Since which time his Grace has had to curtail his adventurous wanderings and has instead decided to put his estate to g…

earl_s

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-08-28T02:05:31+00:00

Earl S_____ The Englishman is tall, slender and slightly effete, dressed in an elaborate ruffled shirt that is quite the fashion in London at the moment. It's not the fashion in this establishment, though that doesn't seem to bother him. His manner suggests “idle aristocracy” and the fact that his sword gets caught on a cushion as he sits down does nothing to allay that impression. It's a wonder he hasn't been beaten up seven times today for his golden watch

earl_stuart

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2007-01-11T05:29:10+00:00

fantasy_characters

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T01:43:52+00:00

Fantasy Characters Herein you can find the Fantasy characters for Munchausen stories. Set in the past - in general. * ---------- Go back to the start

fantasy_settings

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T01:43:46+00:00

Fantasy Settings Herein one can find settings more fantastical than usual Munchausen stories. Somewhat medieval in nature, with magic as a common occurance.

fantasy

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T01:41:59+00:00

Fantasy Stories Stories Digressions ---------- Go back to the start

faq

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T01:52:22+00:00

Frequently Asked Questions Feel free to edit this page and type in whatever questions you may have. I'll add my answers as promptly as I can. --- Peter Cobcroft 09/06/2005 11:49 Questions * NPC taking too long, or a player not responding quickly enough?

feathers

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-08-28T01:42:33+00:00

In which Contessa Barbara digresses on dirty feathers “Now. You wish to know of my own experience with the feather-laundering operation? I am afraid I must begin with some explanation. When I was a child, my father was a proud and noble man, but not a wealthy man. My died when I was very young and my father could not afford a noble governess, nor suffer me to be under the hand of a commoner, so I was left a good deal of the time on my own. You will understand that - as a child - I found th…

first_toke

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-08-28T01:13:52+00:00

First Toke The Englishman, er, woman, doffs her hat and leans her cane in the corner before seating herself next to the Spaniard. Fiddling with some unseen laces, or unseen *somethings*, certain parts of her body appear to become more... curved, if anyone were looking. She takes a deep breath.

game

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T01:53:13+00:00

A Munchausen "Game" A Game is a page, linked from the location/setting which contains all the linking text, incidental roleplaying and character introductions for the players involved in that particular game. Starting a "Game" page It usually starts with character introductions as they enter the

goin_ta_be_all_day_here

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T01:47:14+00:00

Time delays an NPCs NPC taking too long, or a player not responding quickly enough? The thing is, Munchausen Wiki isn't a roleplaying game with a GM. It's collaborative storytelling. No one really owns an NPC, so anyone can write for them.. However you shouln't write what other Players are doing - that's just bad form.

grey_pearls_of_pung_qing

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-08-28T01:32:25+00:00

The famed Grey Pearls of Pung Qing In particular, how Contessa Barbara of Tango was instrumental in recovering the Grey Pearls of Pung Qing for his Excellency Qian Long, Emperor of China. In which Lady Kathryn asks a story of the Countess Turning to her neighbour, Lady Kathryn asks.

hierarchy

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T01:50:29+00:00

Hierarchy hierarchy n 1: a series of ordered groupings of people or things within a system; The Hierarchy of Munchausen pages To save on the confusion of which page should link where, just try to create as many links as possible :) Seriously though, I would like to keep it organised this way :-

historical_characters

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-08-28T01:03:10+00:00

Historical Characters Herein you can find the normal characters for Munchausen stories. Set on, or around the year 17- - in general. * Duke Peter of Gloucester * Countess Barbara of Tango * Lady Alyssa Gray of Essex * Lady Floria * The Fair Lady Jones * Lady Katerina du Barbershoppe * Lady Kathryn of Basingstoke * Lord Peter Wyndham-Smythe * Bruce the Scot * Laird Dougall McTavish * Baron Celsius don Barrow * Baronet Clive Masterly * Terry the Tezzanator, Marquis de …

historical_questions

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-10-16T02:34:29+00:00

Historical Questions Question Author Story How you moved the North Pole to the Equator to avoid being captured by the French? James Walker Tell me, your grace, what happened to the Marie Celeste and why it is only now that you can speak of it.

historical_settings

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-08-28T01:12:28+00:00

Historical Settings Herein you can find the normal settings for Munchausen stories. Set on, or around 17-- in general. But with elements of the fantastique. * At the Sign of the Bear and Garter * The Exlusive Back Room of an Opium Den Variants * Saga Munchausen - Viking tales and Celtic myths * Arabian Munchausen - Straight from the seraglio of the Sultan.

historical

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-08-28T02:33:52+00:00

Historical Stories Stories * Recalled at_the_sign_of_the_bear_and_garter in the year of our lord __01 * Duke Peter of Gloucester's strange adventures concerning the potato. * Lady Kathryn of Basingstoke's circumstances of having a rat name Gerald. And how it was that with nothing but his help she lifted the Great Siege of Antioch. * Countess Barbara of Tango's recovery the Grey Pearls of Pung Qing for his Excellency Qian Long, Emperor of China. * Lady Alyssa and the Barrel of Ic…

honourable_hyacinth_dunkley

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-08-28T00:41:35+00:00

Honourable Hyacinth Dunkley Stories * The Art of Spatulation * The Chinese Economy Digressions Related Persona Go back to Historical Characters

horror_characters

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T01:42:06+00:00

Horror Characters Herein you can find the Horror characters for Munchausen stories. * ---------- Go back to the start

horror_settings

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T01:43:53+00:00

Horror Settings Herein you can find the horror settings for Munchausen stories. * Variants * ---------- Go back to the Start

horror

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T01:41:59+00:00

Horror Stories Stories Digressions ---------- Go back to the start

horus_s_elbow

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-08-28T00:29:27+00:00

Horus’s Elbow Bobo turns to the ambassador, “The pleasures and satisfactions of Horus's elbow - or 'the missing part of Horus' as Simon more delicately refers to it - are myriad.” Glancing at Zara, he continues, “I didn't mean to imply that its erotic abilities outweighed those of the Tongue of Osiris, although it definitely has talent when applied just so to Yogi's Seven Spots of Satiety (TM), merely that its legend was equally great, and that it can also be quite hard to find (literally, dou…

ice_pirates

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-08-28T00:05:26+00:00

The Aralaquean story Stardate 523600.55 Tales are asked, and told. Brro turns to Pia. “I've heard, Pia, that you outwitted a clan of Ice Pirates, using them to solve the dilemma facing the Aralqueans over the Telusean fire swamps, no doubt profiting from the situation. Would you favour us with this tale?

lady_alyssa_and_the_barrel_of_ice

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-08-28T01:35:23+00:00

Lady Alyssa and the Barrel of Ice Lady Alyssa tells of her journey to the Earth's core in a barrel of ice, and what she found there to precipitate the downfall of the government of New Zealand. The Countess asks the Lady of Essex to Tell Her Tale

lady_alyssa_gray_of_essex

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-08-28T00:38:56+00:00

Lady Alyssa Gray of Essex Formerly of Lyon, France, Lady Alyssa Gray of Essex escaped a lifetime of poverty by running away to join a cancan act on Vaudeville at the age of 12 after the tragic death of her twin brother, Xavier. Although devastated by the loss, her enthusiastic and creative performances were soon discovered by the infamous Madame Labouche. Dancing under the stage name, Bon Bons, and managed by the Madame, Alyssa gained much notoriety and became a popular feature of the undergrou…

lady_floria

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-08-28T00:42:21+00:00

Lady Floria Stories * The Rabbit Vulture Races * Fiona and the Pygmies Digressions Related Persona * Countess Barbara of Tango * Pia, Street Rat and Interplanetary Stowaway Go back to Historical Characters

lady_katerina_du_barbershoppe

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-08-28T00:40:33+00:00

Lady Katerina du Barbershoppe Stories * The Calming Tuning Forks * The Sultana Digressions Related Persona Go back to Historical Characters

lady_kathryn_of_basingstoke

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-08-28T02:31:46+00:00

Lady Kathryn of Basingstoke The only child of Lord Henry Basingstoke, well known genealogist and whittling enthusiast, Lady Kathryn spent a sheltered childhood frolicking on the family estate. It was during this time that she gained her vast knowledge of animal husbandry, which, along with her own widely acclaimed whittling prowess, are perhaps her most famous accomplishments.

laird_dougall_mctavish

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-08-28T00:43:53+00:00

Laird Dougall McTavish A short discourse on him. The Laird Dougall McTavish was born to a large sprawling Highland clan. He cut his teeth fighting the English in border disputes, where he learnt the fine art of biting of ears. In later years, he came into his inheritance, a fine Scottish Castle, from which he continues to stage raid on the English (and Welsh, Irish, Scandanavians, and occasionally, Fijians.)

laxx_mining

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-08-28T00:10:11+00:00

Laxx Mining Nick Nitrous seems to be in some form of stasis. A blue nimbus surrounding is comatose form. The distinctive whine of a Thargian assassins rifle is briefly overheard above the din of the customers at the bar. Simon clears his throat briefly and taps his staff three times on the floor.

lithuanian_yak_farmers

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-04-01T09:36:43+00:00

Lithuanian Yak Farming As requested by the Lady Katerina on the twenty third night of March in bequest of Baron Von Munchausen to one Baron Celsius du Barrow. Being transcripts of some merit. I've heard tell of your adventures with the Lithuanian Yak farmers and there's rumours it had ramifications for the English economy, perhaps you could expound on that a little further?

location_setting

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T01:49:16+00:00

Munchausen "Locations or Settings" Not every group of characters sit around a table in a bar, pub or inn. Page created here describe a place for a game to start. Creating a "Location/Setting" Find the appropriate genre under Storytelling Settings on the start page. Create a new

lord_peter_wyndham-smythe

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-08-28T00:37:33+00:00

Lord Peter Wyndham-Smythe Lord Peter hails from the province of Holt, in which he is currently undertaking the management of portraiting (much like landscaping but of a more vertical nature) of his estates there. He is interested in helping his fellow humans, even those commoners that tend to smell a bit and nick things. As such he has discovered the cure for several kinds of Cold and endeavoured to raise the morality of the relations of young women through stricter enforcement of engagement …

michelin

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-08-28T00:21:26+00:00

Holiday on the culinary planet of Michelin “Ms Rommer,” says Pia, “Tell us about your holiday on the culinary planet of Michelin, where you met a prophet whose visions had a way of coming almost - but not quite - true, and what happened when you discovered the source of the prophet's powers.

multiple_genre_characters

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T01:43:58+00:00

Multiple Genre Characters Herein you can find other characters for Munchausen stories. No specific setting - in general. * ---------- Go back to the start

multiple_genre_settings

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T01:44:17+00:00

Multiple Genre Settings Herein you can find the very strange settings for Munchausen stories. Elements of more than one genre. * Variants * ---------- Go back to the Start

multiple_genre

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T01:42:02+00:00

Multiple Genre Stories Stories Digressions ---------- Go back to the start

munchausen_lite

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2006-11-10T01:59:45+00:00

Munchausen by Wiki Wiki Variant Based on The Extraordinary Adventures of Baron Munchausen by James Wallis, Hogshead Publishing Adapted by Peter Cobcroft For the tabletop game, try :- To have a look at the Terry Gilliam movie, try :- Go back to the start page. Glossary A Game - a page, linked from the

munchausen_pbem

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2007-02-20T23:56:44+00:00

Munchausen by Proxy Or The strange and extraordinary letters of the Baron Based on The Extraordinary Adventures of Baron Munchausen By Baron Munchausen published by James Wallis, Hogshead Publishing Adapted by Peter Cobcroft For the tabletop game, try :-

nick_nitrous_galaxy_ranger

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-08-28T00:35:31+00:00

Nick Nitrous, Galaxy Ranger When Nitrous joined up as a young man, he was determined to see the universe and live by the Galaxy Ranger motto; “Go where others will never go, See what others will never see, Do what others will never do” His first positing sent him to places where no-one should ever go, and the rest soon followed naturally.

on_rattus_rattus_incendius

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-08-28T02:19:57+00:00

on Rattus Rattus Incendius The Doctor swirls his glass reflectively. “Ah, yes, Istanbul. I had travelled there with my Master in the Arts. The Sultan is renowned for his learning and generosity, and my master had hoped to take advantage. Ahem, of the former. He had sent me to the markets to experience the local culture, and it was as I stumbled from a coffee house that I heard, 'Hist!'

other_genres_characters

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T01:41:41+00:00

Characters (or not) from other genres * Alisa

other_genres_settings

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T01:41:44+00:00

Settings for other genres * Settingless stories

other_genres

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T01:41:57+00:00

Stories from other genres * Tale of the lost pig by Alisa - (to be continued)

page

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T01:49:41+00:00

Creating a Page Creating a page is very simple in Wiki (or this dokuwiki variant). You just need to be certain that the page has a unique name. The process works in three stages :- * Firstly, you create a link on the current page. Edit the current page, type whatever explanatory text you wish, and around the part of the text you wish to be the link, place a pair of square brackets (have a look at the

pia_street_rat_and_interplanetary_stowaway

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-08-28T00:35:11+00:00

Pia, Street Rat and Interplanetary Stowaway Born to a life of desperate poverty on the streets of the metropolis-world, Phoebe, Pia's early life was spent scraping together a living by scavenging, a little light pick-pocketing, and - as she grew older - trading in black-market oddments and trinkets brought in by sailors docking in the spaceport. At 14, she happened to pick the wrong pocket and - in her flight from the all-seeing eyes of the security cameras that dominated her world and would no…

potato

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-08-28T01:31:46+00:00

The strange discovery of the Potato The time Duke Peter discovered the potato, now so popular upon our tables, and how he used its little known and hitherto unsuspected properties to cause so much mayhem among the primitive tribesfolk of the American Indies In which the Duke travels to America

preface_to_the_second_volume

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T01:57:31+00:00

TRAVELS OF BARON MUNCHAUSEN THE SECOND VOLUME PREFACE TO THE SECOND VOLUME Baron Munchausen has certainly been productive of much benefit to the literary world; the numbers of egregious travellers have been such, that they demanded a very Gulliver to surpass them. If Baron de Tott dauntlessly discharged an enormous piece of artillery, the Baron Munchausen has done more; he has taken it and swam with it across the sea. When travellers are solicitous to be the heroes of their own story, surely …

preparation_number_3

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-08-28T01:41:16+00:00

Preparation Number 3 Miss Thimblebelly tells of her Spanish adventure leading to the discovery of her famous Preparation Number 3. In which the Marquis asks a tale of the Miss Thimblebelly The Marquis pauses to drain the dregs from his jug, then glances to his right.

previous_games

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2015-04-28T00:54:15+00:00

Previous Games Here you can find a complete list of previous games that have concluded. * The First Game - historical_settings Setting : At the Sign of the Bear and Garter August 6, 2001 - October 27, 2001 * Stardate 000001 - science_fiction_settings Setting : The Captain's View Hotel October 27, 2001 - September 25, 2002 * First Toke - historical_settings Setting : The Exlusive Back Room of an Opium Den November 19, 2002 - June 24, 2003

quack_alert

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-08-28T00:05:03+00:00

The Rise and Fall of the Church of Psi-Entolo-Jee Resounding as if echoed from all places at once throughout the space station, Simon's voice booms in a serious tone, “For this tale of dread I wish to use an Electron Invocation ahem

questions_section

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T01:45:53+00:00

A list of questions Herein does one find a list of questions suitable to use as challenges to potential storytellers :- * Science Fiction Questions * Super Hero Questions * Fantasy Questions * Historical Questions * Horror Questions * Multiple Genre Questions * Other Genre Questions ---------- Go to the rules page Go back to the start page.

saga_munchausen

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T01:53:47+00:00

Saga Munchausen What I’m thinking of doing for the next game is a historical one - set on or before 900AD. Sagas and folk tales in the vein of Viking sagas, or Irish folklore. Magic will be encounters with the Fair Folk (Sidhe) and tend to be subtle. People being turned into things, quests and obscure components needed for spells. With the odd wandering bands of vikings, britons, irish, celts, etc causing violence. Let’s call this style “Saga Munchausen”.

science_fiction_characters

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T01:46:42+00:00

Science Fiction Characters Herein you can find the Space Operatic characters for Munchausen stories. Set on, or around the future - in general. * Simon the Technomage * Pia, Street Rat and Interplanetary Stowaway * Ariel Jane Rommer, XXXXXXX (Classified) * Captain Brro of the _Shining Wit_ * Nick Nitrous, Galaxy Ranger * Zara Jenkins, Bartender * Bobo the Brown * Svathlan, Kalderash Ambassador to the New Byzantine Empire ---------- Go back to the start

science_fiction_settings

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T01:44:33+00:00

Science Fiction Settings Herein you can find Space Operatic settings for Munchausen stories. In the distant (or even near) future, with elements of the fantastique. * The Captain's View Hotel ---------- Go back to the start

science_fiction

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-08-28T00:27:12+00:00

Science Fiction Stories Stories * The Rise and Fall of the Church of Psi-Entolo-Jee by Simon the Technomage * The Aralaquean story by Pia, Street Rat and Interplanetary Stowaway * Holiday on the culinary planet of Michelin by Ariel Jane Rommer, XXXXXXX (Classified) * Terrans are Bad Luck by Nick Nitrous, Galaxy Ranger * Laxx Mining by Svathlan, Kalderash Ambassador to the New Byzantine Empire * A case of mistaken identity by Bobo the Brown * Cheese Whiz by Zara Jenkins, Bart…

settingless_stories

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T01:41:45+00:00

Stories without settings * Tale of the lost pig

simon_the_technomage

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-08-28T00:35:02+00:00

Simon the Technomage Rumour has it that he we expelled from his order for several major infractions : Having his affairs meddled in whilst being unsubtle and slow to anger, turning up when looked for but not wanted, being seen without being expected and finally, worst of all, unecessarily clear and understandable explanations. In fact, on occasion he has even been rumoured to have told how it was done.

space_opera

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-07-09T03:01:30+00:00

Space Opera Genre Rules Supplement Changes to the regular Munchausen rules :- Money A number of subgenera for Science Fiction stories do not use physical money. Some do not even use the equivalent of money. For the purposes of this game, credits will be used as normal game silver coins. For the higher denomination represented in the normal game as gold coins, we will use a gold-like subgenera substitute. See the list of subgenera below

stardate_000001

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-08-28T00:16:06+00:00

Stardate 00001 In The Beginning Simon gives the appearance of always having had been there. Which is an odd look for someone just now sitting down on the sixth seat at the table. He rests his staff awkwardly against the table and pulls forth his wallet (neatly inscribed with the glowing runes of power

start

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2013-03-12T02:57:34+00:00

Munchausen Wiki This website is dedicated to collaborative storytelling, especially regarding The Extraordinary Adventures of Baron Munchausen as endorsed by Mr James Wallis himself :) Feel free to read The Surprising Adventures of Baron Munchausen - the original fantabulist story that is the premise for this game. News * Major Update!

story_example

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T02:00:55+00:00

The Dukes Air Adventures 1.On how it came to be It is interesting to note in the beginning of our story the fall of the nationalistic identity after the end of great war I Duke Von Steerlienstien of Bavaria will describe my adventures and the various wars that followed the great war. However like I said we must first start at the orginaial great war. Personally I was involved very little, my father however had a great deal of work under Willham. During the great war it is not the less to s…

sultans

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T01:44:44+00:00

Sultans are Muslium Monarchs ruling under the law of Shariah. Primarily this is a links page, consult the following pages for infomation on Sultans : * *

super_hero_characters

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T01:44:07+00:00

Super Hero Characters Herein you can find the Super Heroic characters for Munchausen stories. Set on, or around the present day - in general. ---------- Go back to the start

super_hero_settings

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T01:51:52+00:00

Super Hero Settings Herein you can find Super Heroic settings for Munchausen stories. In the present day, with elements of the fantastique and superpowers. Super Hero settings can also be applied to past historical time periods, for example a super hero game of world war two vintage. Groups who play in this type of story do not play as Royality (Though they possibly could) but instead they have super powers and are attempting to save/destroy the world. Who can tell if the super hero is lying…

super_hero

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T01:42:00+00:00

Super Hero Stories Stories Digressions ---------- Go back to the start

supplement

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T02:05:14+00:00

TRAVELS OF BARON MUNCHAUSEN SUPPLEMENT Extraordinary flight on the back of an eagle, over France to Gibraltar, South and North America, the Polar Regions, and back to England, within six-and-thirty hours. About the beginning of his present Majesty's reign I had some business with a distant relation who then lived on the Isle of Thanet; it was a family dispute, and not likely to be finished soon. I made it a practice during my residence there, the weather being fine, to walk out every morning.…

svathlan_kalderash_ambassador_to_the_new_byzantine_empire

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-08-28T00:35:40+00:00

Svathlan, Kalderash Ambassador to the New Byzantine Empire One of the rare non-humanoid, non-Oxybreathing species in Known Space [subject, of course, to debate] and often argued by more reactionary philosophers as being the only truly sentient species in the Quadrant, the Kalderash rarely leave their watery home planet, and even more rarely engage in direct communication with other species. One of the exceptions to this rule was Svathlan, Tabloid clan, who many years ago gained a reputation as …

tale_of_the_lost_pig

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T01:59:20+00:00

The tale of the lost pig By Lady Alyssa Gray of Essex Like the time you lost your best friend's favourite pig, and the lengths you went to to get it back. Would this be the Pearl-shod Pig of the Steam Baron Encephalus Jones? Or the Possessed Pig of ArchDiocese Plenipotentiary Sylvester Turnip?

tales_from_the_sorellian_sargasso

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-08-28T00:28:43+00:00

Tales from the Sorellian Sargasso Brro grimaces. “Heh. Long story.” “I once worked as pilot for a salvage scow, cruising the edges of the Sorellian Sargasso for whatever drifted out. Eventually got credit for my own deep-penetration rig, so I could go right in. Riskier than running a scow, but the payoffs are bigger.

terrans_are_bad_luck

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-08-28T00:18:19+00:00

Terrans are Bad Luck “Right-o then”, says Ariel cheerfully. “So, Nick. I would love to learn the whole truth about how you and then GR rookie Flash Roger helped save Pherion 5 from being overrun by the Arsenium slime monsters. I've never quite believed it the way he tells it - I mean, surely you didn't *really* use nothing but the ships medical kit?

terry_the_tezzanator_marquis_de_pommesfrite

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-08-28T00:40:54+00:00

Terry the Tezzanator, Marquis de Pommesfrite The Marquis de Pommesfrite, Terry the Tezzanator, a dilettante with respect to the arts and sciences, but a connoisseur of the more lowly pastimes, is currently on leave from his lands in the north of France.

test_page

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T01:41:37+00:00

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the_art_of_spatulation

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-03-31T00:23:39+00:00

The Art of Spatulation As requested by the Lady Floria on the twenty third night of March in bequest of Baron Von Munchausen to one the Honourable Hyacinth Dunkley. Being transcripts of some merit. I've heard that your something of a dab-hand with a spatula. Can you tell me how you learnt the noble art of Spatulating from a crippled monk in northern Bath?

the_calming_tuning_forks

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-03-28T05:09:53+00:00

The Calming Tuning Forks As requested by the Lord Peter Wyndham-Smythe on the twenty third night of March in bequest of Baron Von Munchausen to one Lady Katerina du Barbershoppe. Being transcripts of some merit. Lady Katerina du Barbershoppe, perhaps you could tell of the time, with nothing but a tuning fork, you were able to stop the riots of the natives in Louisiana by forming a choral group?

the_captain_s_view_hotel

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T01:54:54+00:00

The Captain's View Hotel Picture a bustling spaceport, as close to the commercial hub of the galaxy as seems convenient. It is, of course, filled with the most startling array of beings from all corners of the galaxy, on there way to who-or-what-knows-where, doing who-or-what-knows-what business. This spaceport, bearing the rather unglamorous designation Delta-5, should be, and indeed is, spoken of in tales on every world, told by every race. To the Hedonist Cults of Frequala, it is known for i…

the_captain_the_naturalist_and_the_telescope

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-08-28T02:20:53+00:00

of the Captain, the Naturalist and the Telescope “Well, then, I shall tell it, forthwith, for I am not one to turn down the opportunity to tell a tale.” The doctor settles back with his wine, and takes on his storytelling tone. “It so transpired that I met the good captain in the 'Seafarer's Rest', a public house in Dover. The man was known to me, and I had often thought that he had the air of one who, while once dashing and adventurous, had become but a shadow of his former self. I determi…

the_chinese_economy

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-03-31T02:46:42+00:00

The Chinese Economy As requested by the Lady Floria on the twenty third night of March in bequest of Baron Von Munchausen to one the Honourable Hyacinth Dunkley. Being transcripts of some merit. Your honourable lady Hyacinth, perhaps you could tell me the story of the time that you gave in, gave blood, gave up the ghost and didn't give a damn. And why that was so important to the national economy of China?

the_cure_for_the_common_cold

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-03-28T05:09:19+00:00

The Cure for the Common Cold As requested by the Hon. Hyacinth on the twenty third night of March in bequest of Baron Von Munchausen to one Lord Peter Wyndham-Smythe. Being transcripts of some merit. I'd like to ask about your discovery of the cure for the common cold and the reasons why you have hidden such a cure for all these years for all we who suffer so every winter.

the_doors_in_spain

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-08-28T02:25:51+00:00

on the doors in Spain “There was a time,” begins the Contessa, “when Spanish doors fit as snugly into their frames as any others - better, in fact, than most, since the talents of Spanish door-makers had been honed by centuries of competitive whittling and carving. Late in the last century, however, a gap at the bottom of doorways became necessary. For the lobsters, you understand.

the_dukes_air_adventures

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T01:52:15+00:00

The Dukes Air Adventures What is it? * The Dukes Air Adventures is based off a short story by Alex Kremer. In it a revolting population decides to end WW1 on its own. Instead of allowing their federal governments to rule them they revert to an older system.

the_eiffel_revulsion

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-03-28T05:07:46+00:00

The Eiffel Revulsion As requested by the Baronet Clive Masterly on the twenty third night of March in bequest of Baron Von Munchausen to one Captain Sir Robert, Gentleman Pirate. Being transcripts of some merit. Note from the chronicler Some portions of this tale are lost through misadventure. The scribe temporarily beheaded himself accidentally and required severe bandaging and a whipping for impertinence before he was able to continue with the dictation. Therefore the first several valuab…

the_eighth_doctor

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-07-10T01:17:06+00:00

[The Eighth Doctor] The Eighth Doctor AKA: Dr Bowman. Advantages: Lots of energy and enthusiasm Disadvantages: Easily frustrated, obsessive. Quotes * I love humans. Always seeing patterns in things that aren't there. * The world's about to be destroyed, and I'm stuck in a traffic jam!

the_exlusive_back_room_of_an_opium_den

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T01:45:19+00:00

The Exclusive Back Room of an Opium Den An Irishman, and Englishman and a Spaniard (or perhaps some other combination) walked into the exclusive backroom of an opium den. “What a day,” remarked the Spaniard, taking her seat on one of the plush velvet cushions and ordering a shot of absinthe.

the_fabulous_silk_road

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-08-28T01:16:38+00:00

The Fabulous Silk Road “I say,” says another Englishman, “can anyone join in? It looks like an exclusive party, what, but I've been *dying* to tell *someone* about my adventures!” The Englishman is tall, slender and slightly effete, dressed in an elaborate ruffled shirt that is quite the fashion in London at the moment. It's not the fashion in this establishment, though that doesn't seem to bother him. His manner suggests

the_fair_lady_jones

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-08-28T00:39:19+00:00

The Fair Lady Jones A short discourse on her. Stories * The true tale of The Northumberland Volcano, her part in it, and what the lost tribe of the Wambesi had to do with it. Digressions Go back to Historical Characters Back to The Sign of the Bear and Garter

the_fickleness_of_the_reading_public

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-08-28T02:30:47+00:00

The Fickleness of the Reading Public “I usually associate with those of quality, which is how I came to write a book on the practices of the French court.” Helping herself to several of Lady Alyssa's truffles, Lady Kathryn begins her tale. “

the_fifth_doctor

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-10-15T00:43:07+00:00

[The Fifth Doctor] The Fifth Doctor AKA: Doctor John Smith. Advantages: Empathy, McGuffin: Celery stick Disadvantages: Weak and unsure. Quotes * Oh, marvellous. You're going to kill me. What a finely tuned response to the situation. * Curiosity’s always been my downfall.

the_first_doctor

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-07-10T01:10:53+00:00

[The First Doctor] The First Doctor AKA: Doctor I. M. Foreman, Dr. Caligari. Advantages: Respect and authority that comes with age. Disadvantages: Physically weak, prone to waffling, arrogant, forgetful. Quotes * Have you ever thought what it's like to be wanderers in the Fourth Dimension? Have you? To be exiles? Susan and I are cut off from our own planet - without friends or protection. But one day we shall get back. Yes, one day

the_first_game

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-08-28T01:51:14+00:00

The First Game In which Dr. Van B. receives his guests, in order to ask of their Adventures in foreign parts. Phineas is introduced to the company. A brief Altercation. The room in which we are gathered is a large one, with an oaken table dominating its centre. Standing at its head is one Doctor Van B., formerly of Amsterdam. The good Doctor is a large man, clean shaven, and is wearing slightly worn academic robes, a large ruff and a habitually worried expression. He welcomes each member of th…

the_fourth_doctor

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-10-15T00:42:39+00:00

[The Fourth Doctor] The Fourth Doctor AKA: Thete, Theta Sigma, Doctor John Smith. Advantages: Charm and gadgetry, McGuffins: Floppy hat and very long scarf Disadvantages: Easily irritated, patronising, overly facetious. Quotes * You may be a doctor. But I'm the Doctor. The definite article, you might say.

the_great_siege_of_antioch

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-08-28T01:31:49+00:00

The Great Siege of Antioch Gerald the Rat The circumstances of Lady Kathryn having a rat name Gerald. And how it was that with nothing but his help she lifted the Great Siege of Antioch. The Duke asks a story of the Lady Kathryn Duke Peter, wiping his beard after his quaff of ale turns to the lovely Lady Kathryn seated to his right.

the_honourable_clare_thimblebelly_of_lower_cannonboroughbury

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-08-28T02:32:52+00:00

The Honourable Clare Thimblebelly of Lower Cannonboroughbury The Honourable Clare Thimblebelly was the thirteenth daughter of Baron Thimblebelly of Lower Cannonboroughbury, a somewhat diminished barony located somewhere between Cumbria and Kent. Shortly after her birth her mother, Lady Thimblebelly, fled to a sanitorium. Tragedy struck again early in her childhood when, after a particularly enthusiastic game of Hide and Seek, the Baron and five sisters were never recovered. As a young woman she…

the_lesser_great_wall_of_china

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-08-28T00:58:34+00:00

The Lost Temple of Keekong Dong “But enough about me, now. I'm parched. How about you tell me what you think of me? What about you, Your Lordship,” he asks the Duke, “I know you followed me about for several months when I was trying to beat you to the lost temple of Keekong Dong. I could never ken how ye beat me there, and why you had four geese and a monkey with a small accordian with you instead of your sherpas when you did.

the_manly_physique

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-03-28T05:10:42+00:00

The Manly Physique As requested by the Baronet Clive Masterly on the twenty third night of March in bequest of Baron Von Munchausen to one Captain Sir Robert, Gentleman Pirate. Being transcripts of some merit. I hope this story can be kept... well I trust you to remember there are ladies present. It has been brought to my attention that you did in fact name your ship the Manly Physique with result that when travelling to Russia, Catherine the Great commandeered your ship. Could you explain h…

the_mask_of_zorro

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-08-28T01:56:12+00:00

The Mask of Zorro Doctor Van Barrow shares the story of how he discovered the Mask of Zorro in a remote part of the Andes and his use of Peruvian pharmaceuticals. In which petit-fours are eaten Having devoured a number of petit-fours that promptly arrived courtesy of Sally, Miss Thimblebelly looks over at Doctor von Barrow, seated next to her.

the_ninth_doctor

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-10-15T01:01:05+00:00

[The Ninth Doctor] The Ninth Doctor AKA: Doctor John Smith. Advantages: Lots of energy and pragmatism, McGuffin: Psychic paper Disadvantages: Shell shocked, death wish. Quotes * D'you know like we were saying? About the Earth revolving? It's like when you're a kid, the first time they tell you that the world's turning and you just can't quite believe it because everything looks like it's standing still. I can feel it- the turn of the Earth. The ground beneath our feet is spinning at a th…

the_origin_of_boy_troupes

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-08-28T02:32:36+00:00

on the origin of Boy Troupes Miss Thimblebelly looks abashed for a moment, and surprised at the hubbub that her innocent remarks have caused, then smiles brightly at the Marquis. “Indeed, my dear, it is certainly proper that you should hear this story, for it is thanks to your own deeds that it ensued. Most kind of you to allow this interruption of your thrilling tale

the_second_doctor

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-10-15T00:41:13+00:00

[The Second Doctor] The Second Doctor AKA: Doctor von Wer, John Smith. Advantages: Sudden insights and leaps of logic. McGuffin: Recorder Disadvantages: Easily flustered, rarely taken seriously, playful. Quotes * I am not a student of human nature. I am a professor of a far wider academy of which human nature is merely a part.

the_second_game

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2025-11-05T00:38:46+00:00

The Second Game In which Duke Peter of Gloucester welcomes new guests to tell their tales on the night of --- in the year 17-- In a side room of the Bear and Garter, panelled in oaken boards that have seen better days, sits the Duke. A youngish older man of disputable years and unlikely inheritance. He sits at the table in the curtained-off side room with a drink in hand he was previously given by Sally, waiting to see what new arrivals might appear for the next round of storytelling.

the_seventh_doctor

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-10-15T00:44:19+00:00

[The Seventh Doctor] The Seventh Doctor AKA: The Professor, Doctor John Smith. Advantages: Sleight of hand, clownishness and occasional godlike enigmaticism, McGuffins: Hat and umbrella Disadvantages: Easily flustered, rarely taken seriously, playful. Quotes * CRUSH THE LESSER RACES! CONQUER THE GALAXY! UNIMAGINABLE POWER! UNLIMITED RICE PUDDING! ETCETERA! ETCETERA!

the_sixth_doctor

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-10-15T00:43:50+00:00

[The Sixth Doctor] The Sixth Doctor AKA: Doctor John Smith. Advantages: Verbosity and circuitous logic, McGuffin: Colourful clothing Disadvantages: Easily irritated, arrogant, lacking in empathy, prone to waffling. Quotes * I'm a knight errant, not an errant fool.

the_steam_enhanced_straight_jackets_of_von_gluck

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-08-28T02:22:47+00:00

The Steam Enhanced Straight Jackets of von Gluck A digression on the medical uses of steam and tight canvas. “... Much more than the steam enhanced straight jacket contraption of von Gluck. Covering the siege weapons with lavender oil and clean bandages did not really disguise its lack of medical suitableness.

the_sultana

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-03-28T05:10:18+00:00

The Sultana As requested by the Lord Peter Wyndham-Smythe on the twenty third night of March in bequest of Baron Von Munchausen to one Lady Katerina du Barbershoppe. Being transcripts of some merit. Perhaps you could regale us with the tale of how you avoided marriage with the Sultan that was going to happen earlier in the year with the aid of the very same Penguin that gave me my advice.

the_surprising_adventures_of_baron_munchausen

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T01:55:11+00:00

The Surprising Adventures of Baron Munchausen From Project Gutenberg Disclaimer Disclaimer for Project Gutenberg PREFACE TO THE FIRST EDITION Baron Munnikhouson or Munchausen, of Bodenweder, near Hamelyn on the Weser, belongs to the noble family of that name, which gave to the King's German dominions the late prime minister and several other public characters equally bright and illustrious. He is a man of great original humour; and having found that prejudiced minds cannot be reasoned into…

the_tedium_of_kidnap

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-08-28T02:31:13+00:00

on the tedium of kidnap Lady Kathryn looks slightly nonplussed. “Why! A maze is rarely a difficult task! Whilst tedious (and potentially slimy), one can always find one's way through by simply placing a palm on the wall and following it around and around. And around.

the_tenth_doctor

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-10-15T00:58:50+00:00

[The Tenth Doctor] The Tenth Doctor AKA: The Lonely God, Dr James McCrimmon, Sir Doctor of TARDIS, Doctor John Smith. Advantages: Lots and lots of energy and occasional godlike enigmaticism, McGuffin: Psychic paper Disadvantages: Arrogant and schizoid. Quotes *

the_third_doctor

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-10-15T00:42:06+00:00

[The Third Doctor] The Third Doctor AKA: The Great Wizard Qui Quae Quod, Doctor John Smith. Advantages: Physical skills and gadgetry, McGuffin: Venusian Karate Disadvantages: Easily irritated, arrogant, lacking in empathy. Quotes * Smith, Doctor John Smith. *

the_tiddlywinks_of_constantinopolus

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-08-28T00:57:20+00:00

The Tiddlywinks of Constantinopolus “Contessa,”, the Duke says, turning to face her, “perhaps you would care to regale us with the story of how you accidentally caused the demise of The Five Headed Hydra of Constantinople, and how you escaped the King's subsequent wrath.

the_use_of_diamond_rings

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-03-28T05:12:05+00:00

The Use of Diamond Rings As requested by the Hon. Hyacinth on the twenty third night of March in bequest of Baron Von Munchausen to one Lord Peter Wyndham-Smythe. Being transcripts of some merit. I've been intrigued by certain whispers that I've heard about you, in particular where your wealth has come from, and I was wondering if you could tell me whether it is true that it has all come from exploits in the diamond mines of deepest, darkest, Africa, and where exactly the penguin comes into al…

timetable

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2005-11-23T01:51:12+00:00

Timetable This is an experiment for keeping track of who is available for gaming. Feel free to edit the times available - but make sure you use GMT+10 times. I'm hoping to use this for more than just Munchausen. For the week of 10-16th of July

volcano

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2025-11-05T00:39:12+00:00

The Northumberland Volcano “You flatter me, gentlemen. I'm hardly the adventuring type. I really had no intention of getting caught up in that whole unnecessary situation. I had simply gone to Northumberland Minor to visit my sister, who'd moved there some years earlier with her new husband. She beyng the elder, a~d I far younger than her, I had but a vague memory of her looks. It was rather embarrassing that I didn't recognise her instantly when she met me at the coach station.

zara_jenkins_bartender

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2008-08-28T00:34:49+00:00

Zara Jenkins, Bartender Zara Jenkins fled her dying homeworld, Gersplotch III, after warring factions from two extreme religious sects successfully managed to overthrow the monarchy by releasing a toxic compound, derived from a deadly night shade, into the drinking water supply.