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+ | ====== TRAVELS OF BARON MUNCHAUSEN ====== | ||
+ | ===== THE SECOND VOLUME ===== | ||
+ | ==== PREFACE TO THE SECOND VOLUME ==== | ||
+ | Baron Munchausen has certainly been productive of much benefit to the | ||
+ | literary world; the numbers of egregious travellers have been such, | ||
+ | that they demanded a very Gulliver to surpass them. If Baron de Tott | ||
+ | dauntlessly discharged an enormous piece of artillery, the Baron | ||
+ | Munchausen has done more; he has taken it and swam with it across the | ||
+ | sea. When travellers are solicitous to be the heroes of their own | ||
+ | story, surely they must admit to superiority, | ||
+ | themselves out-done by the renowned Munchausen: I doubt whether any | ||
+ | one hitherto, Pantagruel, Gargantua, Captain Lemuel, or De Tott, has | ||
+ | been able to out-do our Baron in this species of excellence: and as at | ||
+ | present our curiosity seems much directed to the interior of Africa, | ||
+ | it must be edifying to have the real relation of Munchausen' | ||
+ | adventures there before any further intelligence arrives; for he seems | ||
+ | to adapt himself and his exploits to the spirit of the times, and | ||
+ | recounts what he thinks should be most interesting to his auditors. | ||
+ | |||
+ | I do not say that the Baron, in the following stories, means a satire | ||
+ | on any political matters whatever. No; but if the reader understands | ||
+ | them so, I cannot help it. | ||
+ | |||
+ | If the Baron meets with a parcel of negro ships carrying whites into | ||
+ | slavery to work upon their plantations in a cold climate, should we | ||
+ | therefore imagine that he intends a reflection on the present traffic | ||
+ | in human flesh? And that, if the negroes should do so, it would be | ||
+ | simple justice, as retaliation is the law of God! If we were to think | ||
+ | this a reflection on any present commercial or political matter, we | ||
+ | should be tempted to imagine, perhaps, some political ideas conveyed | ||
+ | in every page, in every sentence of the whole. Whether such things are | ||
+ | or are not the intentions of the Baron the reader must judge. | ||
+ | |||
+ | We have had not only wonderful travellers in this vile world, but | ||
+ | splenetic travellers, and of these not a few, and also conspicuous | ||
+ | enough. It is a pity, therefore, that the Baron has not endeavoured to | ||
+ | surpass them also in this species of story-telling. Who is it can read | ||
+ | the travels of Smellfungus, | ||
+ | To think that a person from the North of Scotland should travel | ||
+ | through some of the finest countries in Europe, and find fault with | ||
+ | everything he meets--nothing to please him! And therefore, methinks, | ||
+ | the Tour to the Hebrides is more excusable, and also perhaps Mr. | ||
+ | Twiss' | ||
+ | London, with more reason should become cross and splenetic in the | ||
+ | bleak and dreary regions of the Hebrides. | ||
+ | |||
+ | The Baron, in the following work, seems to be sometimes philosophical; | ||
+ | his account of the language of the interior of Africa, and its analogy | ||
+ | with that of the inhabitants of the moon, show him to be profoundly | ||
+ | versed in the etymological antiquities of nations, and throw new light | ||
+ | upon the abstruse history of the ancient Scythians, and the | ||
+ | Collectanea. | ||
+ | |||
+ | His endeavour to abolish the custom of eating live flesh in the | ||
+ | interior of Africa, as described in Bruce' | ||
+ | But far be it from me to suppose, that by Gog and Magog and the Lord | ||
+ | Mayor' | ||
+ | whatever: or, by a tedious litigated trial of blind judges and dumb | ||
+ | matrons following a wild goose chase all round the world, he should | ||
+ | glance at any trial whatever. | ||
+ | |||
+ | Nevertheless, | ||
+ | Munchausen to tell half the sovereigns of the world that they were | ||
+ | wrong, and advise them what they ought to do; and that instead of | ||
+ | ordering millions of their subjects to massacre one another, it would | ||
+ | be more to their interest to employ their forces in concert for the | ||
+ | general good; as if he knew better than the Empress of Russia, the | ||
+ | Grand Vizier, Prince Potemkin, or any other butcher in the world. But | ||
+ | that he should be a royal Aristocrat, and take the part of the injured | ||
+ | Queen of France in the present political drama, I am not at all | ||
+ | surprised; but I suppose his mind was fired by reading the pamphlet | ||
+ | written by Mr. Burke. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |||
+ | ---- | ||
+ | Go to [[CHAPTER XXI]] |
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