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 +| [[CHAPTER I]]   | //The Baron relates an account of his first travels--The astonishing effects of a storm--Arrives at Ceylon; combats and conquers two extraordinary opponents--Returns to Holland.// ​  |
 +| [[CHAPTER II]]   | //In which the Baron proves himself a good shot--He loses his horse, and finds a wolf--Makes him draw his sledge--Promises to entertain his company with a relation of such facts as are well deserving their notice.// ​  |
 +| [[CHAPTER III]]   | //An encounter between the Baron'​s nose and a door-post, with its wonderful effects--Fifty brace of ducks and other fowl destroyed by one shot--Flogs a fox out of his skin--Leads an old sow home in a new way, and vanquishes a wild boar.// ​  |
 +| [[CHAPTER IV]]   | //​Reflections on Saint Hubert'​s stag--Shoots a stag with cherry- stones; the wonderful effects of it--Kills a bear by extraordinary dexterity; his danger pathetically described--Attacked by a wolf, which he turns inside out--Is assailed by a mad dog, from which he escapes--The Baron'​s cloak seized with madness, by which his whole wardrobe is thrown into confusion.// ​  |
 +| [[CHAPTER V]]   | //The effects of great activity and presence of mind--A favourite hound described, which pups while pursuing a hare; the hare also litters while pursued by the hound--Presented with a famous horse by Count Przobossky, with which he performs many extraordinary feats.// ​  |
 +| [[CHAPTER VI]]   | //The Baron is made a prisoner of war, and sold for a slave--Keeps the Sultan'​s bees, which are attacked by two bears--Loses one of his bees; a silver hatchet, which he throws at the bears, rebounds and flies up to the moon; brings it back by an ingenious invention; falls to the earth on his return, and helps himself out of a pit--Extricates himself from a carriage which meets his in a narrow road, in a manner never before attempted nor practised since--The wonderful effects of the frost upon his servant'​s French horn.// ​  |
 +| [[CHAPTER VII]]   | //The Baron relates his adventures on a voyage to North America, which are well worth the reader'​s attention--Pranks of a whale--A sea-gull saves a sailor'​s life--The Baron'​s head forced into his stomach--A dangerous leak stopped à posteriori.// ​  |
 +| [[CHAPTER VIII]] ​  | //Bathes in the Mediterranean--Meets an unexpected companion-- Arrives unintentionally in the regions of heat and darkness, from which he is extricated by dancing a hornpipe--Frightens his deliverers, and returns on shore.// ​  |
 +| [[CHAPTER IX]]   | //​Adventures in Turkey, and upon the river Nile--Sees a balloon over Constantinople;​ shoots at, and brings it down; finds a French experimental philosopher suspended from it--Goes on an embassy to Grand Cairo, and returns upon the Nile, where he is thrown into an unexpected situation, and detained six weeks.// ​  |
 +| [[CHAPTER X]]   | //Pays a visit during the siege of Gibraltar to his old friend General Elliot--Sinks a Spanish man-of-war--Wakes an old woman on the African coast--Destroys all the enemy'​s cannon; frightens the Count d'​Artois,​ and sends him to Paris--Saves the lives of two English spies with the identical sling that killed Goliath; and raises the siege.// ​  |
 +| [[CHAPTER XI]]   | //An interesting account of the Baron'​s ancestors--A quarrel relative to the spot where Noah built his ark--The history of the sling, and its properties--A favourite poet introduced upon no very reputable occasion--queen Elizabeth'​s abstinence--The Baron'​s father crosses from England to Holland upon a marine horse, which he sells for seven hundred ducats.// ​  |
 +| [[CHAPTER XII]]   | //The frolic; its consequences--Windsor Castle--St. Paul'​s--College of Physicians--Undertakers,​ sextons, &c., almost ruined--Industry of the apothecaries.// ​  |
 +| [[CHAPTER XIII]] ​ | //The Baron sails with Captain Phipps, attacks two large bears, and has a very narrow escape--Gains the confidence of these animals, and then destroys thousands of them; loads the ship with their hams and skins; makes presents of the former, and obtains a general invitation to all city feasts--A dispute between the Captain and the Baron, in which, from motives of politeness, the Captain is suffered to gain his point--The Baron declines the offer of a throne, and an empress into the bargain.// ​  |
 +| [[CHAPTER XIV]]   | //Our Baron excels Baron Tott beyond all comparison, yet fails in part of his attempt--Gets into disgrace with the Grand Seignior, who orders his head to be cut off--Escapes,​ and gets on board a vessel, in which he is carried to Venice--Baron Tott's origin, with some account of that great man's parents--Pope Ganganelli'​s amour--His Holiness fond of shell-fish.// ​  |
 +| [[CHAPTER XV]]   | //A further account of the journey from Harwich to Helvoetsluys-- Description of a number of marine objects never mentioned by any traveller before--Rocks seen in this passage equal to the Alps in magnitude; lobsters, crabs, &c., of an extraordinary magnitude--A woman'​s life saved--The cause of her falling into the sea--Dr. Hawes' directions followed with success.// ​  |
 +| [[CHAPTER XVI]]   | //This is a very short chapter, but contains a fact for which the Baron'​s memory ought to be dear to every Englishman, especially those who may hereafter have the misfortune of being made prisoners of war.// ​  |
 +| [[CHAPTER XVII]] ​  | //Voyage eastward--The Baron introduces a friend who never deceived him: wins a hundred guineas by pinning his faith upon that friend'​s nose--Game started at sea--Some other circumstances which will, it is hoped, afford the reader no small degree of amusement.// ​  |
 +| [[CHAPTER XVIII]] ​  | //A second visit (but an accidental one) to the moon--The ship driven by a whirlwind a thousand leagues above the surface of the water, where a new atmosphere meets them and carries them into a capacious harbour in the moon--A description of the inhabitants,​ and their manner of coming into the lunarian world--Animals,​ customs, weapons of war, wine, vegetables, &​c.// ​  |
 +| [[CHAPTER XIX]]   | //The Baron crosses the Thames without the assistance of a bridge, ship, boat, balloon, or even his own will: rouses himself after a long nap, and destroys a monster who lived upon the destruction of others.// ​  |
 +| [[CHAPTER XX]]   | //The Baron slips through the world: after paying a visit to Mount Etna he finds himself in the South Sea; visits Vulcan in his passage; gets on board a Dutchman; arrives at an island of cheese, surrounded by a sea of milk; describes some very extraordinary objects--Lose their compass; their ship slips between the teeth of a fish unknown in this part of the world; their difficulty in escaping from thence; arrive in the Caspian Sea--Starves a bear to death--A few waistcoat anecdotes--In this chapter, which is the longest, the Baron moralises upon the virtue of veracity.// ​  |
 +| [[SUPPLEMENT]] ​  | //​Extraordinary flight on the back of an eagle, over France to Gibraltar, South and North America, the Polar Regions, and back to England, within six-and-thirty hours.// ​  |
 +| [[preface_to_the_second_volume|Preface to the Second Volume]] ​ ||
 +| [[CHAPTER XXI]]   | //The Baron insists on the veracity of his former Memoirs--Forms a design of making discoveries in the interior parts of Africa--His discourse with Hilaro Frosticos about it--His conversation with Lady Fragrantia--The Baron goes, with other persons of distinction,​ to Court; relates an anecdote of the Marquis de Bellecourt.// ​  |
 +| [[CHAPTER XXII]] ​  | //​Preparations for the Baron'​s expedition into Africa--Description of his chariot; the beauties of its interior decorations;​ the animals that drew it, and the mechanism of the wheels.// ​  |
 +| [[CHAPTER XXIII]] ​  | //The Baron proceeds on his voyage--Convoys a squadron to Gibraltar --Declines the acceptance of the island of Candia--His chariot damaged by Pompey'​s Pillar and Cleopatra'​s Needle--The Baron out- does Alexander--Breaks his chariot, and splits a great rock at the Cape of Good Hope.// ​  |
 +| [[CHAPTER XXIV]] ​  | //The Baron secures his chariot, &c., at the Cape and takes his passage for England in a homeward-bound Indiaman--Wrecked upon an island of ice, near the coast of Guinea--Escapes from the wreck, and rears a variety of vegetables upon the island--Meets some vessels belonging to the negroes bringing white slaves from Europe, in retaliation,​ to work upon their plantations in a cold climate near the South Pole--Arrives in England, and lays an account of his expedition before the Privy Council--Great preparations for a new expedition--The Sphinx, Gog and Magog, and a great company attend him--The ideas of Hilaro Frosticos respecting the interior parts of Africa.// ​  |
 +| [[CHAPTER XXV]]   | //Count Gosamer thrown by Sphinx into the snow on the top of Teneriffe--Gog and Magog conduct Sphinx for the rest of the voyage --The Baron arrives at the Cape, and unites his former chariot, &c., to his new retinue--Passes into Africa, proceeding from the Cape northwards--Defeats a host of lions by a curious stratagem-- Travels through an immense desert--His whole company, chariot, &c., overwhelmed by a whirlwind of sand--Extricates them, and arrives in a fertile country.// ​  |
 +| [[CHAPTER XXVI]] ​  | //A feast on live bulls and kava--The inhabitants admire the European adventurers--The Emperor comes to meet the Baron, and pays him great compliments--The inhabitants of the centre of Africa descended from the people of the moon proved by an inscription in Africa, and by the analogy of their language, which is also the same with that of the ancient Scythians--The Baron is declared sovereign of the interior of Africa on the decease of the Emperor--He endeavours to abolish the custom of eating live bulls, which excites much discontent--The advice of Hilaro Frosticos upon the occasion--The Baron makes a speech to an Assembly of the states, which only excites greater murmurs--He consults with Hilaro Frosticos.// ​  |
 +| [[CHAPTER XXVII]] ​  | //A proclamation by the Baron--Excessive curiosity of the people to know what fudge was--The people in a general ferment about it-- They break open all the granaries in the empire--The affections of the people conciliated--An ode performed in honour of the Baron-- His discourse with Fragrantia on the excellence of the music.// ​  ​| ​
 +| [[CHAPTER XXVIII]] ​  | //The Baron sets all the people of the empire to work to build a bridge from their country to Great Britain--His contrivance to render the arch secure--Orders an inscription to be engraved on the bridge--Returns with all his company, chariot, etc., to England--Surveys the kingdoms and nations under him from the middle of the bridge.// ​  |
 +| [[CHAPTER XXIX]] ​  | //The Baron'​s retinue is opposed in a heroic style by Don Quixote, who in his turn is attacked by Gog and Magog--Lord Whittington,​ with the Lord Mayor'​s show, comes to the assistance of Don Quixote --Gog and Magog assail his Lordship--Lord Whittington makes a speech, and deludes Gog and Magog to his party--A general scene of uproar and battle among the company, until the Baron, with great presence of mind, appeases the tumult.// ​  |
 +| [[CHAPTER XXX]]   | //The Baron arrives in England--the Colossus of Rhodes comes to congratulate him--Great rejoicings on the Baron'​s return, and a tremendous concert--The Baron'​s discourse with Fragrantia, and her opinion of the Tour to the Hebrides.// ​  |
 +| [[CHAPTER XXXI]] ​  | //A litigated contention between Don Quixote, Gog, Magog, &c.--A grand court assembled upon it--The appearance of the company--The matrons, judges, &​c.--The method of writing, and the use of the fashionable amusement quizzes--Wauwau arrives from the country of Prester John, and leads the whole Assembly a wild-goose chase to the top of Plinlimmon, and thence to Virginia--The Baron meets a floating island in his voyage to America--Pursues Wauwau with his whole company through the deserts of North America--His curious contrivance to seize Wauwau in a morass.// ​  |
 +| [[CHAPTER XXXII]] ​  | //The Baron harangues the company, and they continue the pursuit-- The Baron, wandering from his retinue, is taken by the savages, scalped, and tied to a stake to be roasted; but he contrives to extricate himself, and kills the savages--The Baron travels overland through the forests of North America, to the confines of Russia--Arrives at the castle of the Nareskin Rowskimowmowsky,​ and gallops into the kingdom of Loggerheads--A battle, in which the Baron fights the Nareskin in single combat, and generously gives him his life--Arrives at the Friendly Islands, and discourses with Omai--The Baron, with all his attendants, goes from Otaheite to the isthmus of Darien, and having cut a canal across the isthmus, returns to England.// ​  |
 +| [[CHAPTER XXXIII]] ​  | //The Baron goes to Petersburgh,​ and converses with the Empress-- Persuades the Russians and Turks to cease cutting one another'​s throats, and in concert cut a canal across the Isthmus of Suez-- The Baron discovers the Alexandrine Library, and meets with Hermes Trismegistus--Besieges Seringapatam,​ and challenges Tippoo Sahib to single combat--They fight--The Baron receives some wounds to his face, but at last vanquishes the tyrant--The Baron returns to Europe, and raises the hull of the "Royal George."// ​  |
 +| [[CHAPTER XXXIV]] ​  | //The Baron makes a speech to the National Assembly, and drives out all the members--Routs the fishwomen and the National Guards-- Pursues the whole rout into a Church, where he defeats the National Assembly, &c., with Rousseau, Voltaire, and Beelzebub at their head, and liberates Marie Antoinette and the Royal Family.// ​  |
 +Go back to the [[the_surprising_adventures_of_baron_munchausen|preface]]
 + --- //​[[|Peter Cobcroft]] 07/06/2005 11:07//
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