Latin Insults

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Latin Language Swearing & English Translation.

Latin Swearing	English Translation
Te futueo et caballum tuum [ALSO: “Te futueo et equum tuum”]	Screw you and the horse you rode in on
Cunnus	C–t
Irrumator	Bastard (lit. submits to fellatio)
Leno	Pimp
Flocci non faccio	I don't give a damn
Mihi irruma et te pedicabo	Give me head and I'll ass f–k you
Mentula	Penis
Meretrix	Prostitute
Bovis stercus	Bull s–t
Spucatum tauri	Bull s–t
Es stultior asino	You are dumber than an ass
Dorme mecum	Sleep with me
Es scortum obscenus vilis	You are a vile, perverted whore
Es mundus excrementi	You are a pile of s–t
Cupis homines	You crave men
Bibe semen meum	Swallow (drink) my —
Bibe semen meum e baculo	Swallow (drink) my — from a cup
Globos meos lambe! [ALSO: “Pallas meas lambe!”]	Lick my balls
Es stercus!	You s–t!
Moecha Putida	Dirty slut
Canis filius	Son of a Bitch (lit: son of a female dog)
Podex perfectus es	You're a complete a–hole
Futue te ipsum!	Go f–k yourself!
Stercorem pro cerebro habes	You have shit for brains
Caput tuum in ano est	You have your head up your ass
Perite	F–k off!
Impudens es leno	You shameless pimp
Vacca stulta	You stupid cow
Vescere bracis meis	Eat my shorts
Tu scronium es	You are a whore
Androgynus	Hermaphrodite
Caput stercoris	S–thead (lit. head of s–t)
Mentulam Caco	I s–t on your prick
Obesus porcus	Fat pig
Cupio te meam mentulam sugare	I want you to suck my d–k
Matris futuor	Mother f–ker
Te odeo, interfice te cochleare	I hate you. Kill yourself with a spoon.
Matris Prolapsus	Bitch
Filius Nolius	Bastard (lit. nobody's son)
Furcifer	Gallows-meat
Crucifer	A person who carries his own cross
Ad nauseam	To sickness
O tempora! O mores!	Oh, the times! Oh, the customs!
Stercus accidit	S–t happens
Hic puer est stultissimus omnium!	This boy is the stupidest of all!
O di immortales!	Good heavens!
Non Gradus Anus Rodentum!	Not worth a rat's ass!
Vescere bracis meis.	Eat my shorts
Fac ut vivas.	Get a life.
Qui vir odiosus!	What a bore!
Quomodo cogis comas tuas sic videri?	How do you get your hair to do that?
De gustibus non est disputandum.	There's no accounting for tastes.
Tum podem extulit horridulum	You are talking s–t
Potes meos suaviari clunes	You can kiss my ass.
Saltatrix tonsa	Drag queen (lit. “shaved dancing-girl”)
Lupa	Prostitute (lit. “she-wolf”)
Quando podeces te regi eorum fecerunt?	When did the assholes make you their king?
Lupa	Slut
Cacator	S–tter
Plenus stercoris es	You are full of s–t
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem	In the good old days, children like you were left to perish on windswept crags.
Apudne te vel me?	Your place or mine?
Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris	If Caesar were alive, you'd be chained to an oar.
Cepe indicum	Take a hint
Derideo te!	I laugh at you!
Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?	Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me?
Fabriacate diem, punk	Make (my) day, punk
Fac ut vivas	Get a life
Apudne te vel me?	Your place or mine?
Hocine bibo aut in eum digitos insero?	Do I drink this or stick my fingers in it?
Obesa cantavit	The fat lady has sung
Id imperfectum manet dum confectum erit	It isn't over until it's over
Illegitimi non carborundum	Don't let the bastards burn you
Labra lege	Read my lips
Lege atque lacrima	Read 'em and weep
Morologus es!	You're talking like a moron!
Noli me vocare, ego te vocabo	Don't call me, I'll call you.
Noli nothis permittere te terere	Don’t let the bastards get you down.
Nullo modo	No way
Puto vos esse molestissimos	I think that you are very annoying
Qualem blennum!	What a doofus!
Qualem muleirculam!	What a bimbo!
Quisque comoedus est	Everybody's a comedian
Quo usque tandem abutere patentia nostra?	How long are you going to abuse our patience?
Quomodo cogis comas tuas sic videri?	How do you get your hair to do that?
Radix lecti	Couch potato
Raptus regaliter	Royally screwed
Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem!	Stand aside plebeians! I am on imperial business
Scio vos esse molestissimos	I know that you are very troublesome
Stultus est sicut stultus facit	Stupid is as stupid does
Tace atque abi	Shut up and go away
Ut si!	As if!
Utinam barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant	May barbarians invade your personal space
Utinam coniurati te in foro interficiant	May conspirators assassinate you in the mall
Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant	May faulty logic undermine your entire philosophy
Vacca foeda	Dirty cow
Vae!	Damn!
Viri sunt Viri	Men are slime
Immanissimum ac foedissimum monstrum!	Gross and putrid monster!
Faciem durum cacantis habes	You have the face of a man with severe constipation
Mala pituita nasi	Nasty nasal drippings!
Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem.	Stand aside plebeians! I am on imperial business.
Si me rogas, potes abire et tu ipse cacare.	If you ask me, you can go and s–t on yourself.
Semper in excremento, sole profundum qui variat.	Always in the s–t, just the depth that varies.
Varium et semper mutabile femina	Women have fickle temperaments
Commodum habitus es	You have just been owned
Canis matrem tuam subagiget	Dog has desecrated your mother
Hic erit in lecto fortissimus	He is Hercules in the sack
Asinus Stultissimus	Dumbass (lit. “Very stupid donkey”)
Caput tuum in ano est	Your head is in your ass
Quid agis faces tuas comas sic facere	How do you get your hair to do that?
Quaecumque virgo adest ille amat	He loves whatever girl is present.
Sic (ita) age ut frater tuus	Behave as your brother does.
Tuam matrem feci	I did your mother
A tergo	In the ass
Scio erit in lecto fortissimus	I am Hercules in the sack.
Filius tu canis et cameli	You are the son of a dog and a camel
Nothus homo	Bastard (of a known father)
Spurius	Bastard (of a unknown father)

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