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===== The Fourth Doctor=====
**AKA:** Thete, Theta Sigma, Doctor John Smith.

**Advantages:** Charm and gadgetry,  McGuffins: Floppy hat and very long scarf

**Disadvantages:** Easily irritated, patronising, overly facetious.
===Quotes===
  * You may be a doctor. But I'm the Doctor. The definite article, you might say.
  * The trouble with computers, of course, is that they're very sophisticated idiots. 
  * I say; what a wonderful butler, he's so violent!
  * If there's one thing I can't stand, it's being tortured by someone with cold hands.
===Recurring Phrases===
  * Would you like a jelly baby?
  * Hello-o-o-o
  * Off you go.
  * Shut up, K-9!