====== Historical Stories ======

===== Stories =====
  * Recalled [[at_the_sign_of_the_bear_and_garter]] in [[the_first_game|the year of our lord __01]]
    * [[Duke Peter of Gloucester]]'s strange adventures concerning the [[potato]].
    * [[Lady Kathryn of Basingstoke]]'s circumstances of having a rat name Gerald. And how it was that with nothing but his help she lifted [[the Great Siege of Antioch]].
    * [[Countess Barbara of Tango]]'s recovery [[grey_pearls_of_pung_qing|the Grey Pearls of Pung Qing for his Excellency Qian Long, Emperor of China]]. 
    * [[Lady Alyssa Gray of Essex|Lady Alyssa]] and the [[Lady Alyssa and the Barrel of Ice|Barrel of Ice]].
    * [[terry_the_tezzanator_marquis_de_pommesfrite|Terry the Tezzanator]] and [[dinosaur|the last known species of dinosaurs]].
    * [[The Honourable Clare Thimblebelly of Lower Cannonboroughbury|Miss Thimblebelly]] tell of her Spanish adventure leading to the discovery of your famous [[Preparation Number 3]].
    * [[doctor_s_van_b]] shares the story of how he discovered [[the Mask of Zorro]] in a remote part of the Andes and his use of Peruvian pharmaceuticals. 
  * Entrancing the audience in [[the_exlusive_back_room_of_an_opium_den]] in [[first_toke|the year of our lord __02]]
    * [[The Honourable Clare Thimblebelly of Lower Cannonboroughbury|Miss Thimblebelly]] entertains us with the tale of how it is that she came to incur the wrath of [[beggar_s_guild|the Beggar’s Guild over cheese]] and why it is that she is restrained by a solemn oath from simply dispatching potential attackers from that quarter with the efficiency for which she is known.
    * [[earl_s]] tells of the highly improbable saga of how he came to be [[the_fabulous_silk_road|employed by a caravan travelling on the Silk Road]].
    * [[clan_bruce|The Bruce]], no stranger to the [[arctic_zephyr|Arctic Zephyr]] tells of how he came to know this strange being, and why he took one of Scotland’s highest mountains to the Antipodes in secret, only to return it a week later.
    * [[Duke Peter of Gloucester]]'s strange adventures concerning the [[the_lesser_great_wall_of_china|Lost Temple of Keekong Dong]].
    * [[Countess Barbara of Tango]] regales us with the story of how she accidentally caused the demise of [[The Tiddlywinks of Constantinopolus|The Five Headed Hydra of Constantinople]], and how she escaped the King’s subsequent wrath.
  * Recalled [[at_the_sign_of_the_bear_and_garter]] in [[the_second_game|the year of our lord __05]]
    * [[The Fair Lady Jones]] tells the true tale of [[volcano|The Northumberland Volcano]], her part in it, and what the lost tribe of the Wambesi had to do with it.

===== Digressions =====
  * [[A short digression]] by [[Duke Peter of Gloucester]] and [[Doctor S_____ Van B______]].
  * In which [[Countess Barbara of Tango|Contessa Barbarra]] digresses on [[bangerznmasch|the matter of the Bangerznmasch tribe]].
  * In which [[doctor_s_van_b|Doctor Barrow]] elaborates [[on Rattus Rattus Incendius|on Rattus Rattus Incendius]].
  * The [[doctor_s_van_b|Doctor]] digresses and we hear of [[the Captain, the Naturalist and the Telescope|the Captain, the Naturalist and the Telescope]].
  * In which [[Lady Kathryn of Basingstoke|Lady Kathryn]] Laments over [[the fickleness of the Reading Public|the fickleness of the Reading Public]].
  * In which [[Duke Peter of Gloucester|Duke Peter]] digresses on his adventures [[concerning the Jabberwock|concerning the Jabberwock]].
  * In which [[The Honourable Clare Thimblebelly of Lower Cannonboroughbury|Miss T]] digresses on [[the origin of Boy Troupes|the origin of Boy Troupes]].
  * The [[Countess Barbara of Tango|Contessa]] digresses on [[feathers|dirty feathers]].
  * In which [[Lady Kathryn of Basingstoke|Lady Kathryn]] expounds on [[the tedium of kidnap|the tedium of kidnap]].
  * In which [[Countess Barbara of Tango|Contessa Barbara]] expounds on [[the doors in Spain|the doors in Spain]].
  * [[The Steam Enhanced Straight Jackets of von Gluck]] by [[Duke Peter of Gloucester]].
===== Expoundments=====
  * [[appelalations]] by [[Countess Barbara of Tango]] and [[Doctor S_____ Van B______]].

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