====== The Piano Player ======
By Von D-Man ([[http://www.herogames.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1186364&postcount=139|original post]]; more [[http://www.herogames.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1186364&postcount=140|here]])

Liberace - there's a lounge, a piano, and a silver candelabra. I say no more.

For comedic effect, you can name the piano player Walter Buster Cheese, which (IIRC) Liberace once claimed someone had called him.
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