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+ | ====== The Sultana ====== | ||
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+ | As requested by the Lord Peter Wyndham-Smythe on the twenty third night of March in bequest of Baron Von Munchausen to one Lady Katerina du Barbershoppe. Being transcripts of some merit. | ||
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+ | **Perhaps you could regale us with the tale of how you avoided marriage with the Sultan that was going to happen earlier in the year with the aid of the very same Penguin that gave me my advice.** | ||
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+ | That was all was a bit awkward. | ||
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+ | **Lady Floria: I wager that you first came to the Sultan' | ||
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+ | I'm quite surprised you know about that, as we were trying to hush it up. I'd always wanted to be a pirate. | ||
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+ | **Captain Sir Robert: Bob! You've changed!** | ||
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+ | In what way have I changed? | ||
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+ | **Captain Sir Robert: Well, you were a boy, for a start.** | ||
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+ | Well, it was a phase I was going through. | ||
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+ | **Lord Peter: Surely the disguise of yourself as a boy was much easier to do than the disguise of your voice as a soprano for the Captains musical entertainment of Catherine the Great? | ||
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+ | It was a little complicated, | ||
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+ | It was all rather worrying. | ||
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+ | **Lord Peter: It was raisin a few doubts.** | ||
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+ | **Captain Sir Robert: At least she was keeping abreast of currant events.** | ||
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+ | **Baronet Clive: Really? I thought it was rather dated.** | ||
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+ | I'd always had much more interest in other fruits and vegetables. | ||
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+ | **Lady Floria: Was the Penguin disappointed when she got back from this journey, to find out that the nuns in the meantime had discovered the nutritional benefits of seafood and developed a preference for squid over vegetables? | ||
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+ | Since I've been been speaking to her recently that they have really embraced squid. | ||
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+ | So I was talking to the Penguing, asking what on Earth I was going to do. She came up with a cunning plan that I should dress as a tuning fork and try to escape the wedding that way, hidden away in a very large sweet potato and smuggled out of the country. | ||
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+ | **Hon. Hyacynth: Sweet potato rather than regular potato? | ||
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+ | In that area they prefer to put the tuning forks in sweet potato. | ||
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+ | **Hon. Hyacynth: Did you find it difficult with your own preference of potato over sweet potato to be a tuning fork inside a sweet potato?** | ||
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+ | It was rather difficult, yes, I did find it so. I did try the method acting root, so to speak, within the root vegetable. | ||
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+ | **Lord Peter: It must have also been difficult when the Penguing started pacifying natives with you. I'm sure the natives of Turkey were still a bit uppity about having lost their wives recently.** | ||
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+ | I wasn't aware that we called them natives... | ||
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+ | It was rather disturbing actually. | ||
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+ | **Baron Celsius: Didn't you have problems with Irish hunting rabbits?** | ||
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+ | That is an obvious question, and that would have been a real problem, had I been in Ireland. | ||
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+ | ====== ====== | ||
+ | Back to [[23_march_2008]] |
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