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+ | ====== TRAVELS OF BARON MUNCHAUSEN ====== | ||
+ | ===== SUPPLEMENT ===== | ||
+ | // | ||
+ | Gibraltar, South and North America, the Polar Regions, and back to | ||
+ | England, within six-and-thirty hours.// | ||
+ | |||
+ | About the beginning of his present Majesty' | ||
+ | with a distant relation who then lived on the Isle of Thanet; it was a | ||
+ | family dispute, and not likely to be finished soon. I made it a | ||
+ | practice during my residence there, the weather being fine, to walk | ||
+ | out every morning. After a few of these excursions I observed an | ||
+ | object upon a great eminence about three miles distant: I extended my | ||
+ | walk to it, and found the ruins of an ancient temple: I approached it | ||
+ | with admiration and astonishment; | ||
+ | magnificence which yet remained were evident proofs of its former | ||
+ | splendour: here I could not help lamenting the ravages and | ||
+ | devastations of time, of which that once noble structure exhibited | ||
+ | such a melancholy proof. I walked round it several times, meditating | ||
+ | on the fleeting and transitory nature of all terrestrial things; on | ||
+ | the eastern end were the remains of a lofty tower, near forty feet | ||
+ | high, overgrown with ivy, the top apparently flat; I surveyed it on | ||
+ | every side very minutely, thinking that if I could gain its summit I | ||
+ | should enjoy the most delightful prospect of the circumjacent country. | ||
+ | Animated with this hope, I resolved, if possible, to gain the summit, | ||
+ | which I at length effected by means of the ivy, though not without | ||
+ | great difficulty and danger; the top I found covered with this | ||
+ | evergreen, except a large chasm in the middle. After I had surveyed | ||
+ | with pleasing wonder the beauties of art and nature that conspired to | ||
+ | enrich the scene, curiosity prompted me to sound the opening in the | ||
+ | middle, in order to ascertain its depth, as I entertained a suspicion | ||
+ | that it might probably communicate with some unexplored subterranean | ||
+ | cavern in the hill; but having no line I was at a loss how to proceed. | ||
+ | After revolving the matter in my thoughts for some time, I resolved to | ||
+ | drop a stone down and listen to the echo: having found one that | ||
+ | answered my purpose I placed myself over the hole, with one foot on | ||
+ | each side, and stooping down to listen, I dropped the stone, which I | ||
+ | had no sooner done than I heard a rustling below, and suddenly a | ||
+ | monstrous eagle put up its head right opposite my face, and rising up | ||
+ | with irresistible force, carried me away seated on its shoulders: I | ||
+ | instantly grasped it round the neck, which was large enough to fill my | ||
+ | arms, and its wings, when extended, were ten yards from one extremity | ||
+ | to the other. As it rose with a regular ascent, my seat was perfectly | ||
+ | easy, and I enjoyed the prospect below with inexpressible pleasure. It | ||
+ | hovered over Margate for some time, was seen by several people, and | ||
+ | many shots were fired at it; one ball hit the heel of my shoe, but did | ||
+ | me no injury. It then directed its course to Dover cliff, where it | ||
+ | alighted, and I thought of dismounting, | ||
+ | discharge of musketry from a party of marines that were exercising on | ||
+ | the beach; the balls flew about my head, and rattled on the feathers | ||
+ | of the eagle like hail-stones, | ||
+ | received any injury. It instantly reascended and flew over the sea | ||
+ | towards Calais, but so very high that the Channel seemed to be no | ||
+ | broader than the Thames at London Bridge. In a quarter of an hour I | ||
+ | found myself over a thick wood in France, where the eagle descended | ||
+ | very rapidly, which caused me to slip down to the back part of its | ||
+ | head; but alighting on a large tree, and raising its head, I recovered | ||
+ | my seat as before, but saw no possibility of disengaging myself | ||
+ | without the danger of being killed by the fall; so I determined to sit | ||
+ | fast, thinking it would carry me to the Alps, or some other high | ||
+ | mountain, where I could dismount without any danger. After resting a | ||
+ | few minutes it took wing, flew several times round the wood, and | ||
+ | screamed loud enough to be heard across the English Channel. In a few | ||
+ | minutes one of the same species arose out of the wood, and flew | ||
+ | directly towards us; it surveyed me with evident marks of displeasure, | ||
+ | and came very near me. After flying several times round, they both | ||
+ | directed their course to the south-west. I soon observed that the one | ||
+ | I rode upon could not keep pace with the other, but inclined towards | ||
+ | the earth, on account of my weight; its companion perceiving this, | ||
+ | turned round and placed itself in such a position that the other could | ||
+ | rest its head on its rump; in this manner they proceeded till noon, | ||
+ | when I saw the rock of Gibraltar very distinctly. The day being clear, | ||
+ | notwithstanding my degree of elevation, the earth' | ||
+ | just like a map, where land, sea, lakes, rivers, mountains, and the | ||
+ | like were perfectly distinguishable; | ||
+ | geography, I was at no loss to determine what part of the globe I was | ||
+ | in. | ||
+ | |||
+ | Whilst I was contemplating this wonderful prospect a dreadful howling | ||
+ | suddenly began all around me, and in a moment I was invested by | ||
+ | thousands of small, black, deformed, frightful looking creatures, who | ||
+ | pressed me on all sides in such a manner that I could neither move | ||
+ | hand or foot: but I had not been in their possession more than ten | ||
+ | minutes when I heard the most delightful music that can possibly be | ||
+ | imagined, which was suddenly changed into a noise the most awful and | ||
+ | tremendous, to which the report of cannon, or the loudest claps of | ||
+ | thunder could bear no more proportion than the gentle zephyrs of the | ||
+ | evening to the most dreadful hurricane; but the shortness of its | ||
+ | duration prevented all those fatal effects which a prolongation of it | ||
+ | would certainly have been attended with. | ||
+ | |||
+ | The music commenced, and I saw a great number of the most beautiful | ||
+ | little creatures seize the other party, and throw them with great | ||
+ | violence into something like a snuff-box, which they shut down, and | ||
+ | one threw it away with incredible velocity; then turning to me, he | ||
+ | said they whom he had secured were a party of devils, who had wandered | ||
+ | from their proper habitation; and that the vehicle in which they were | ||
+ | enclosed would fly with unabating rapidity for ten thousand years, | ||
+ | when it would burst of its own accord, and the devils would recover | ||
+ | their liberty and faculties, as at the present moment. He had no | ||
+ | sooner finished this relation than the music ceased, and they all | ||
+ | disappeared, | ||
+ | of despair. | ||
+ | |||
+ | When I had recomposed myself a little, and looking before me with | ||
+ | inexpressible pleasure, I observed that the eagles were preparing to | ||
+ | light on the peak of Teneriffe: they descended on the top of the rock, | ||
+ | but seeing no possible means of escape if I dismounted determined me | ||
+ | to remain where I was. The eagles sat down seemingly fatigued, when | ||
+ | the heat of the sun soon caused them both to fall asleep, nor did I | ||
+ | long resist its fascinating power. In the cool of the evening, when | ||
+ | the sun had retired below the horizon, I was roused from sleep by the | ||
+ | eagle moving under me; and having stretched myself along its back, I | ||
+ | sat up, and reassumed my travelling position, when they both took | ||
+ | wing, and having placed themselves as before, directed their course to | ||
+ | South America. The moon shining bright during the whole night, I had a | ||
+ | fine view of all the islands in those seas. | ||
+ | |||
+ | About the break of day we reached the great continent of America, that | ||
+ | part called Terra Firma, and descended on the top of a very high | ||
+ | mountain. At this time the moon, far distant in the west, and obscured | ||
+ | by dark clouds, but just afforded light sufficient for me to discover | ||
+ | a kind of shrubbery all around, bearing fruit something like cabbages, | ||
+ | which the eagles began to feed on very eagerly. I endeavoured to | ||
+ | discover my situation, but fogs and passing clouds involved me in the | ||
+ | thickest darkness, and what rendered the scene still more shocking was | ||
+ | the tremendous howling of wild beasts, some of which appeared to be | ||
+ | very near: however, I determined to keep my seat, imagining that the | ||
+ | eagle would carry me away if any of them should make a hostile | ||
+ | attempt. When daylight began to appear, I thought of examining the | ||
+ | fruit which I had seen the eagles eat, and as some was hanging which I | ||
+ | could easily come at, I took out my knife and cut a slice; but how | ||
+ | great was my surprise to see that it had all the appearance of roast | ||
+ | beef regularly mixed, both fat and lean! I tasted it, and found it | ||
+ | well flavoured and delicious, then cut several large slices and put in | ||
+ | my pocket, where I found a crust of bread which I had brought from | ||
+ | Margate; took it out, and found three musket-balls that had been | ||
+ | lodged in it on Dover cliff. I extracted them, and cutting a few | ||
+ | slices more, made a hearty meal of bread and cold beef fruit. I then | ||
+ | cut down two of the largest that grew near me, and tying them together | ||
+ | with one of my garters, hung them over the eagle' | ||
+ | occasion, filling my pockets at the same time. While I was settling | ||
+ | these affairs I observed a large fruit like an inflated bladder, which | ||
+ | I wished to try an experiment upon: and striking my knife into one of | ||
+ | them, a fine pure liquor like Hollands gin rushed out, which the | ||
+ | eagles observing, eagerly drank up from the ground. I cut down the | ||
+ | bladder as fast as I could, and saved about half a pint in the bottom | ||
+ | of it, which I tasted, and could not distinguish it from the best | ||
+ | mountain wine. I drank it all, and found myself greatly refreshed. By | ||
+ | this time the eagles began to stagger against the shrubs. I | ||
+ | endeavoured to keep my seat, but was soon thrown to some distance | ||
+ | among the bushes. In attempting to rise I put my hand upon a large | ||
+ | hedgehog, which happened to lie among the grass upon its back: it | ||
+ | instantly closed round my hand, so that I found it impossible to shake | ||
+ | it off. I struck it several times against the ground without effect; | ||
+ | but while I was thus employed I heard a rustling among the shrubbery, | ||
+ | and looking up, I saw a huge animal within three yards of me; I could | ||
+ | make no defence, but held out both my hands, when it rushed upon me, | ||
+ | and seized that on which the hedgehog was fixed. My hand being soon | ||
+ | relieved, I ran to some distance, where I saw the creature suddenly | ||
+ | drop down and expire with the hedgehog in its throat. When the danger | ||
+ | was past I went to view the eagles, and found them lying on the grass | ||
+ | fast asleep, being intoxicated with the liquor they had drank. Indeed, | ||
+ | I found myself considerably elevated by it, and seeing everything | ||
+ | quiet, I began to search for some more, which I soon found; and having | ||
+ | cut down two large bladders, about a gallon each, I tied them | ||
+ | together, and hung them over the neck of the other eagle, and the two | ||
+ | smaller ones I tied with a cord round my own waist. Having secured a | ||
+ | good stock of provisions, and perceiving the eagles begin to recover, | ||
+ | I again took my seat. In half an hour they arose majestically from the | ||
+ | place, without taking the least notice of their incumbrance. Each | ||
+ | reassumed its former station; and directing their course to the | ||
+ | northward, they crossed the Gulf of Mexico, entered North America, and | ||
+ | steered directly for the Polar regions, which gave me the finest | ||
+ | opportunity of viewing this vast continent that can possibly be | ||
+ | imagined. | ||
+ | |||
+ | Before we entered the frigid zone the cold began to affect me; but | ||
+ | piercing one of my bladders, I took a draught, and found that it could | ||
+ | make no impression on me afterwards. Passing over Hudson' | ||
+ | several of the Company' | ||
+ | Indians marching with their furs to market. | ||
+ | |||
+ | By this time I was so reconciled to my seat, and become such an expert | ||
+ | rider, that I could sit up and look around me; but in general I lay | ||
+ | along the eagle' | ||
+ | in its feathers, in order to keep them warm. | ||
+ | |||
+ | In those cold climates I observed that the eagles flew with greater | ||
+ | rapidity, in order, I suppose, to keep their blood in circulation. In | ||
+ | passing Baffin' | ||
+ | and many surprising mountains of ice in those seas. | ||
+ | |||
+ | While I was surveying these wonders of nature it occurred to me that | ||
+ | this was a good opportunity to discover the north-west passage, if any | ||
+ | such thing existed, and not only obtain the reward offered by | ||
+ | government, but the honour of a discovery pregnant with so many | ||
+ | advantages to every European nation. But while my thoughts were | ||
+ | absorbed in this pleasing reverie I was alarmed by the first eagle | ||
+ | striking its head against a solid transparent substance, and in a | ||
+ | moment that which I rode experienced the same fate, and both fell down | ||
+ | seemingly dead. | ||
+ | |||
+ | Here our lives must inevitably have terminated, had not a sense of | ||
+ | danger, and the singularity of my situation, inspired me with a degree | ||
+ | of skill and dexterity which enabled us to fall near two miles | ||
+ | perpendicular with as little inconveniency as if we had been let down | ||
+ | with a rope: for no sooner did I perceive the eagles strike against a | ||
+ | frozen cloud, which is very common near the poles, than (they being | ||
+ | close together) I laid myself along the back of the foremost, and took | ||
+ | hold of its wings to keep them extended, at the same time stretching | ||
+ | out my legs behind to support the wings of the other. This had the | ||
+ | desired effect, and we descended very safe on a mountain of ice, which | ||
+ | I supposed to be about three miles above the level of the sea. | ||
+ | |||
+ | I dismounted, unloaded the eagles, opened one of the bladders, and | ||
+ | administered some of the liquor to each of them, without once | ||
+ | considering that the horrors of destruction seemed to have conspired | ||
+ | against me. The roaring of waves, crashing of ice, and the howling of | ||
+ | bears, conspired to form a scene the most awful and tremendous: but | ||
+ | notwithstanding this, my concern for the recovery of the eagles was so | ||
+ | great, that I was insensible of the danger to which I was exposed. | ||
+ | Having rendered them every assistance in my power, I stood over them | ||
+ | in painful anxiety, fully sensible that it was only by means of them | ||
+ | that I could possibly be delivered from these abodes of despair. | ||
+ | |||
+ | But suddenly a monstrous bear began to roar behind me, with a voice | ||
+ | like thunder. I turned round, and seeing the creature just ready to | ||
+ | devour me, having the bladder of liquor in my hands, through fear I | ||
+ | squeezed it so hard, that it burst, and the liquor flying in the eyes | ||
+ | of the animal, totally deprived it of sight. It instantly turned from | ||
+ | me, ran away in a state of distraction, | ||
+ | of ice into the sea, where I saw it no more. | ||
+ | |||
+ | The danger being over, I again turned my attention to the eagles, whom | ||
+ | I found in a fair way of recovery, and suspecting that they were faint | ||
+ | for want of victuals, I took one of the beef fruit, cut it into small | ||
+ | slices, and presented them with it, which they devoured with avidity. | ||
+ | |||
+ | Having given them plenty to eat and drink, and disposed of the | ||
+ | remainder of my provision, I took possession of my seat as before. | ||
+ | After composing myself, and adjusting everything in the best manner, I | ||
+ | began to eat and drink very heartily; and through the effects of the | ||
+ | mountain wine, as I called it, was very cheerful, and began to sing a | ||
+ | few verses of a song which I had learned when I was a boy: but the | ||
+ | noise soon alarmed the eagles, who had been asleep, through the | ||
+ | quantity of liquor which they had drank, and they rose seemingly much | ||
+ | terrified. Happily for me, however, when I was feeding them I had | ||
+ | accidentally turned their heads towards the south-east, which course | ||
+ | they pursued with a rapid motion. In a few hours I saw the Western | ||
+ | Isles, and soon after had the inexpressible pleasure of seeing Old | ||
+ | England. I took no notice of the seas or islands over which I passed. | ||
+ | |||
+ | The eagles descended gradually as they drew near the shore, intending, | ||
+ | as I supposed, to alight on one of the Welsh mountains; but when they | ||
+ | came to the distance of about sixty yards two guns were fired at them, | ||
+ | loaded with balls, one of which took place in a bladder of liquor that | ||
+ | hung to my waist; the other entered the breast of the foremost eagle, | ||
+ | who fell to the ground, while that which I rode, having received no | ||
+ | injury, flew away with amazing swiftness. | ||
+ | |||
+ | This circumstance alarmed me exceedingly, | ||
+ | impossible for me to escape with my life; but recovering a little, I | ||
+ | once more looked down upon the earth, when, to my inexpressible joy, I | ||
+ | saw Margate at a little distance, and the eagle descending on the old | ||
+ | tower whence it had carried me on the morning of the day before. It no | ||
+ | sooner came down than I threw myself off, happy to find that I was | ||
+ | once more restored to the world. The eagle flew away in a few minutes, | ||
+ | and I sat down to compose my fluttering spirits, which I did in a few | ||
+ | hours. | ||
+ | |||
+ | I soon paid a visit to my friends, and related these adventures. | ||
+ | Amazement stood in every countenance; | ||
+ | returning in safety were repeated with an unaffected degree of | ||
+ | pleasure, and we passed the evening as we are doing now, every person | ||
+ | present paying the highest compliments to my COURAGE and VERACITY. | ||
+ | ---- | ||
+ | Read the [[Preface to the second volume]] | ||
+ | ---- | ||
+ | Go to [[CHAPTER XXI]] |
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