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+ | ====== An Understated Eating Establshment in Ainslie ====== | ||
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+ | ===== The Invitation of some merit ===== | ||
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+ | To the Ladies, Katerina and Floria, | ||
+ | To the Lord Peter, the Baronet Clive and the Captain Sir Robert, | ||
+ | To the Honourable Hyacinth | ||
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+ | An Invitation | ||
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+ | There will, of course, be roast animal. | ||
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+ | Signed \\ | ||
+ | Baron Celsius don Barrow | ||
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+ | ==== From Captain Sir Robert ==== | ||
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+ | You know, I've got a great recipe for Patagonian Devil-Cow, but it doesn' | ||
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+ | ==== From Lord Andrew ==== | ||
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+ | Sir, | ||
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+ | Sunday sounds good. I will bring a pair of bottles of curious vintage, and your cheerful company may well prevail upon me to recount the tale of their acquisition. | ||
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+ | Do you know if any of your esteemed guests happen to both live in the vicinity of Ngunnawal, and be in possession and control of a vehicular conveyance large enough for a passenger? My own automobilic activities are sadly curtailed as The Missus is stealing our chariot for an expedition to Cities Southern. | ||
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+ | === From Baron Celsius to Lord Andrew === | ||
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+ | Alas, sir, the nearest of our fellows typically resides in the lands of Lord Holt, and is renowned for his strong declaration that in any country the most interesting method of travel is by the public transportation - wherein one can learn much about the nature of the governance, population and politeness of the country' | ||
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+ | === From Lord Peter Wyndham-Smythe of Holt to the Baron Celsius and Lord Andrew === | ||
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+ | I would of course vouchsafe such passage as may be had in the care of mine own paramour, who is not without carriage of the horseless variety: But that it were she was otherwise engaged. She does intend to make choral entertainments in the company of other ladies of her ilk at the festival of folk. Some fifty barbershop singers of the distaff side known as the Brindabella Chorus. | ||
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+ | However, that being said, we could perchance make light of your travel burden after the convocation, | ||
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+ | ===== Attendees ===== | ||
+ | * [[Lady Floria]] | ||
+ | * [[Lady Katerina du Barbershoppe]] | ||
+ | * [[lord peter wyndham-smythe]] | ||
+ | * [[Baron Celsius don Barrow]] | ||
+ | * [[Baronet Clive Masterly]] | ||
+ | * [[Captain Sir Robert, Gentleman Pirate]] | ||
+ | * [[Honourable Hyacinth Dunkley]] | ||
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+ | ===== Apologies ===== | ||
+ | * Lord Andrew Ngunnawal | ||
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+ | ===== The Tales ===== | ||
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+ | The first tale, is alas lost. It was asked by Baron Celsius of the Baronet Clive Masterly. | ||
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+ | ==== Round 1 of 2 ==== | ||
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+ | **Note from the chronicler** | ||
+ | Some portions of this tale are lost through misadventure. | ||
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+ | [Perhaps Captain Sir - you could tell us of the time you stopped the French Revolution with the aid of sponge cake, and the Eiffel Tower] | ||
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+ | * [[The Eiffel Revulsion]] | ||
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+ | Captain Sir Robert did then ask Lady Floria, "Lady Fiona, pardon me, Floria. | ||
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+ | * [[The Rabbit Vulture Races]] **No permission as yet to add** | ||
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+ | Lady Floria enquired of the Hon. Hyacinth Dunckley, " | ||
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+ | * [[The Art of Spatulation]] | ||
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+ | Asked by the Hon. Hyacinth of Lord Peter, " | ||
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+ | * [[The Cure for the Common Cold]] | ||
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+ | Lord Peter enquired of Lady Katerina du Barbershoppe, | ||
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+ | * [[The Calming Tuning Forks]] | ||
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+ | Finally Lady Katerina, the last in the round did ask of the host, Baron Celsius du Barrow, " | ||
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+ | * [[Cheese Thermometer]] | ||
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+ | ==== A Short Repast was Had ==== | ||
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+ | In which roast goat, roast vegetables and roast water was consumed. | ||
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+ | ==== Round 2 of 2 ==== | ||
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+ | After clearing the table, the nobles then present proceeded to tell further tales of great daring, starting with Baron Celsius again, the host. Baron Celsius notice a broken bottle and turned to Baronet Clive, "That reminds me of the time you were allowed to back out of a duel without losing honour, against the master swordsman, the Sultan of Turkey. | ||
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+ | * [[The Sultan' | ||
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+ | Baronet Clive Masterly then enquired of the Captain Sir Robert, "I hope this story can be kept... well I trust you to remember there are ladies present. | ||
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+ | * [[The Manly Physique]] | ||
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+ | Captain Sir Robert did then ask Lady Floria, "May I ask about your sister Fiona and the terrible events surrounding her capture by the pygmies of the Orenoko tribe?" | ||
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+ | * [[Fiona and the Pygmies]] **No permission as yet to add** | ||
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+ | Lady Floria enquired of the Hon. Hyacinth Dunckley, "Your honourable lady Hyacinth, perhaps you could tell me the story of the time that you gave in, gave blood, gave up the ghost and didn't give a damn. And why that was so important to the national economy of China?" | ||
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+ | * [[The Chinese Economy]] | ||
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+ | Asked by the Hon. Hyacinth of Lord Peter, " | ||
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+ | * [[The Use of Diamond Rings]] | ||
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+ | Lord Peter enquired of Lady Katerina du Barbershoppe, | ||
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+ | * [[The Sultana]] | ||
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+ | Finally Lady Katerina, the last in the round did ask of the host, Baron Celsius du Barrow, " | ||
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+ | * [[Lithuanian Yak Farmers]] | ||
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+ | ====== ====== | ||
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+ | Go back to [[previous_games]] |
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