AKA: Doctor John Smith.

Advantages: Verbosity and circuitous logic, McGuffin: Colourful clothing

Disadvantages: Easily irritated, arrogant, lacking in empathy, prone to waffling.

• I'm a knight errant, not an errant fool.
• In my time I have been threatened by experts. And I don't rate you very highly at all.
• You know… I think I was too rash in turning down that offer of the Presidency.

• Don't be stupid!