Historical Stories

• Recalled at_the_sign_of_the_bear_and_garter in the year of our lord __01
  • Duke Peter of Gloucester's strange adventures concerning the potato.
  • Lady Kathryn of Basingstoke's circumstances of having a rat name Gerald. And how it was that with nothing but his help she lifted the Great Siege of Antioch.
  • Countess Barbara of Tango's recovery the Grey Pearls of Pung Qing for his Excellency Qian Long, Emperor of China.
  • Lady Alyssa and the Barrel of Ice.
  • Terry the Tezzanator and the last known species of dinosaurs.
  • Miss Thimblebelly tell of her Spanish adventure leading to the discovery of your famous Preparation Number 3.
  • doctor_s_van_b shares the story of how he discovered the Mask of Zorro in a remote part of the Andes and his use of Peruvian pharmaceuticals.
• Entrancing the audience in the_exlusive_back_room_of_an_opium_den in the year of our lord __02
  • Miss Thimblebelly entertains us with the tale of how it is that she came to incur the wrath of the Beggar’s Guild over cheese and why it is that she is restrained by a solemn oath from simply dispatching potential attackers from that quarter with the efficiency for which she is known.
  • earl_s tells of the highly improbable saga of how he came to be employed by a caravan travelling on the Silk Road.
  • The Bruce, no stranger to the Arctic Zephyr tells of how he came to know this strange being, and why he took one of Scotland’s highest mountains to the Antipodes in secret, only to return it a week later.
  • Duke Peter of Gloucester's strange adventures concerning the Lost Temple of Keekong Dong.
  • Countess Barbara of Tango regales us with the story of how she accidentally caused the demise of The Five Headed Hydra of Constantinople, and how she escaped the King’s subsequent wrath.
• Recalled at_the_sign_of_the_bear_and_garter in the year of our lord __05
  • The Fair Lady Jones tells the true tale of The Northumberland Volcano, her part in it, and what the lost tribe of the Wambesi had to do with it.

• A short digression by Duke Peter of Gloucester and Doctor S_____ Van B______.
• In which Contessa Barbarra digresses on the matter of the Bangerznmasch tribe.
• In which Doctor Barrow elaborates on Rattus Rattus Incendius.
• The Doctor digresses and we hear of the Captain, the Naturalist and the Telescope.
• In which Lady Kathryn Laments over the fickleness of the Reading Public.
• In which Duke Peter digresses on his adventures concerning the Jabberwock.
• In which Miss T digresses on the origin of Boy Troupes.
• The Contessa digresses on dirty feathers.
• In which Lady Kathryn expounds on the tedium of kidnap.
• In which Contessa Barbara expounds on the doors in Spain.
• The Steam Enhanced Straight Jackets of von Gluck by Duke Peter of Gloucester.

• appelalations by Countess Barbara of Tango and Doctor S_____ Van B______.

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